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xtian
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Post by xtian » Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:38 am



I'm not really from around here.

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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:11 pm

It's a shame she isn't in the racing circuit anymore. And why the hell did they put her on a Gixxer? Wasn't she with Honda?
Anyway, I like RTL doing the motorcycles now. Ten or so years ago, nobody in this here land gave a crap about F1. Then RTL came along and turned it into the biggest sports thing after football (and that's how the british call it, and they invented it. What's with "Soccer" anyway, thats not a word!). They did it again with Boxing, and now, whoahaha! At least it might inspire the motorcycle lobby to actually do something rather than just sit around.
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Post by Slash 6 » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:04 pm

it would be better with subtitiles
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Post by Beemer Dan » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:31 pm

Very cool, does need subtitles tho :mrgreen:

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Post by Beemer Dan » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:35 pm

Don't stare at them too long or you'll suffer uncontrollable fits of giddyness.
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Post by gazza » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:31 pm

I saw her race last year in Mugello. She was at the back of the pack, but everyone was pulling for her(no pun intended). I don't think I really thought much about it until my wife started really backing her over the race weekend.

Its a shame she is not in GP this year.
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