Hey barkeeper, give me a Flat Black Rat... just give it a few years all the big players will be downing them... you know the ones that ride old bikes to fast... ok maybe not...
How to make a Flat_Black_Rat
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
1 part arrogance
3 parts instinct
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
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Flat_Black_Rat
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Cocktail hour anyone?
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"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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1 part anger<BR>
3 parts brilliance<BR>
1 part empathy</font></td></tr>
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3 parts brilliance<BR>
1 part empathy</font></td></tr>
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
How to make a Ames
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
5 parts courage
3 parts energy
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!
Where's the anger? The rightous indegnation? Damn, I sound like a fluffy bunny.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
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Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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GimpyChinaman
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Fort Feh, Colorado
How to make a Gimpy the One Eyed Chinaman
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
3 parts courage
3 parts
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability
...um, I'm a little concerned that I came out one-third blank...
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
3 parts courage
3 parts
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability
...um, I'm a little concerned that I came out one-third blank...
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Gimpy the One-Eyed Chinaman
"Hey!! Your shoes!! My cousin made your shoes!!"
Gimpy the One-Eyed Chinaman
"Hey!! Your shoes!! My cousin made your shoes!!"
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ProdigalSon
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Detroit Michigan
- Contact:
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schotzy
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Phoenix, currently
- Contact:
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3 parts competetiveness<BR>
1 part brilliance<BR>
5 parts energy</font></td></tr>
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3 parts competetiveness<BR>
1 part brilliance<BR>
5 parts energy</font></td></tr>
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
HOW TO MAKE A DERGOLGO
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
5 parts humor
3 parts ego
Method
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim.
Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Sounds good enough, but I am sorta dissappointed. I had always been proud of being a freak, a geek and some other things ending with eek.
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
5 parts humor
3 parts ego
Method
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim.
Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Sounds good enough, but I am sorta dissappointed. I had always been proud of being a freak, a geek and some other things ending with eek.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Timmay
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: KCMO
- Contact:
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
- Contact:
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Maniacles
Maniacles recipe:
1 part megalomania
1 part anarchy
1 part warrior
1 part philosopher
2 parts Phaedrus
4 parts passion
8 parts romance
Mix gently in a ming vase with a kodachi.
Brutally bash the vase over your head and enjoy the rush.
Caution! Can cause brain damage!
Warning!!!!! Brain damage is fun and addictive!
1 part megalomania
1 part anarchy
1 part warrior
1 part philosopher
2 parts Phaedrus
4 parts passion
8 parts romance
Mix gently in a ming vase with a kodachi.
Brutally bash the vase over your head and enjoy the rush.
Caution! Can cause brain damage!
Warning!!!!! Brain damage is fun and addictive!