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thack
Magnum Jihad

Post by thack » Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:45 pm

i didn't even see the seal she must have fallen on.
poor seal....



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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
Location: Seattle, WA

Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:38 pm

That is a "I think I broke something" type noise...
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SidVicious
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Post by SidVicious » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:27 pm

i she cracked some ribs.
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SomeMook
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Location: Stephens City, VA

Post by SomeMook » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:57 am

Hahahaha!!! That was jangleplatz!




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Post by maniacles » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:18 am

Thanks for saving me a seat for the trip!
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Beemer Dan
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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:16 am

Oh hell, she thinks she can't, breathe! Damn that's funny! So much good stuff on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjAef7DXVbI&NR=1
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Toonce(s)
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Post by Toonce(s) » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:38 am

Looks like hell for me!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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Groove
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Post by Groove » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:55 pm

I have a reserved parking spot in Hell...

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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:12 pm

Looks like she landed with her arm between her ribcage and the ground...getting the wind knocked out of you by a fall is fairly unpleasent, not to mention that panicky breaths mixed with attempted screams can sound really, really bad.
But, listen closely to what she is saying before the accident - she sounds a bit disrespectful of the whole affair.
Instant karma, maybe?
In any case, the vintners insurance for their festivities is definitely went through the roof there...
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