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UTMC mix-tape (CD) swap?
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Timmay
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: KCMO
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
alright, i just need to put the finishing touches on the cover art and then try to find someone around here w/ a color printer. if not, then i guess b&w will do 
i'll get to it asap
i'll get to it asap
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
hooray! i'm pretty close to being done. artwork is finished, just need to find a color printer.
nearly all the cds have been burned. i lack only two, i ran out of blanks.
should be mailing them sometime this week.
nearly all the cds have been burned. i lack only two, i ran out of blanks.
should be mailing them sometime this week.
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
I'll go ahead and follow Carlo's lead and publish the August list:
(artist, song, album)
1. Gang of Four, Anthrax, Return the Gift
2. Wall of Voodoo, Can't Make Love, The Index Masters
3. Devo, Speed Racer, Greated Misses
4. Clatter, Time is Memory, Brood
5. David Wilcox, Impact, Live Songs and Stories
6. David Wilcox, Eye of the Hurricane, Live Songs and Stories
7. Rush, Armor and Sword, Snakes and Arrows
8. Genesis, Back in NYC, Genesis Archive 1967-75
9. Rush, Hope, Snakes and Arrows
10. Rush, Faithless, Snakes and Arrows
11. NIN, Sunspots, With Teeth
12. Wall of Voodoo, Ring of Fire, The Index Masters
Anyone familiar with the Wilcox songs already?
(artist, song, album)
1. Gang of Four, Anthrax, Return the Gift
2. Wall of Voodoo, Can't Make Love, The Index Masters
3. Devo, Speed Racer, Greated Misses
4. Clatter, Time is Memory, Brood
5. David Wilcox, Impact, Live Songs and Stories
6. David Wilcox, Eye of the Hurricane, Live Songs and Stories
7. Rush, Armor and Sword, Snakes and Arrows
8. Genesis, Back in NYC, Genesis Archive 1967-75
9. Rush, Hope, Snakes and Arrows
10. Rush, Faithless, Snakes and Arrows
11. NIN, Sunspots, With Teeth
12. Wall of Voodoo, Ring of Fire, The Index Masters
Anyone familiar with the Wilcox songs already?
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
you should be!RexAddict wrote:Ruh-roh! I am afraid!SidVicious wrote:also, i guess i should say that i included an extra special surprise in the package. hope you like it
and i'll post the song list after you all have sweat it out for a bit.
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
okay! in that case, it's already been brought!RexAddict wrote:
Works for me!
In any case, one function of the swap is to have the personal tastes of others inflicted upon us, so bring it on!
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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Merlyn
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
The October disk is set up- just have to burn them and get some cover art together.
October's theme is "Ton-Up Tunes" and consists of 20 songs that make ME drive too damn fast. Your MPH may vary :: grin ::
In the mail in a week or so.
Merlyn
October's theme is "Ton-Up Tunes" and consists of 20 songs that make ME drive too damn fast. Your MPH may vary :: grin ::
In the mail in a week or so.
Merlyn
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Sid, got your CD today. Very nice. I was glad to hear some Zrgnyyvpn and my hometown boys Onq Eryvtvba! First time I've heard the song Navznyrockin. I went to my local record shop, but no one ever heard of Zhqzra. Weaklings!
Gur Onaq was a classy touch.
Gur Onaq was a classy touch.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
heh, i'm glad you rawblrq vg.
to explain the extra, it's called a QSL card. They're usually exchanged between two hams, but I figured it would be neat to include one here.
to explain the extra, it's called a QSL card. They're usually exchanged between two hams, but I figured it would be neat to include one here.
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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GOSTAZ
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.
Sid,
I have to learn the alternate language, but your disc is great.... track 1 has been a fave for many years, and to pop the UTMC disc o' the month in to the player on the way to work in conformity land, and hear the Bells? Fucking priceless! Repeated many times!
Nice job dude! And thanks for the QSL! Used to collect them as a kid!
Cheers,
G
I have to learn the alternate language, but your disc is great.... track 1 has been a fave for many years, and to pop the UTMC disc o' the month in to the player on the way to work in conformity land, and hear the Bells? Fucking priceless! Repeated many times!
Nice job dude! And thanks for the QSL! Used to collect them as a kid!
Cheers,
G
Primitive and Useless
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
hah, glad you liked it.
for the uninitiated, the "language" is actually just ROT 13. it's a very simple encryption.
i guess i'll go ahead and post the all-new, READABLE version of the song list:
1) Hells Bells - AC/DC
2) Beer!!! - Psychostick
3) Would You Love A Monsterman? - Lordi’
4) Animal - Mudmen
5) C'mon C'mon - The Von Bondies
6) Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
7) BoomBoomBoom - The Iguanas
New Jersey Girl - Nerf Herder
9) Heterosexual Man - The Odds
10) Two Ton Paperweight - Psychostick
11) Whiskey In the Jar - Metallica
12) Hard Rock Hallelujah - Lordi’
13) Hey Sandy - Polaris
14) We Love U - Grand Theft Audio
15) 21st Century (Digital Boy) - Bad Religion
16 ) High-Fiving MF - Local H
17) The Picard Song - DarkMateria
18 ) The Weight - The Band
for the uninitiated, the "language" is actually just ROT 13. it's a very simple encryption.
i guess i'll go ahead and post the all-new, READABLE version of the song list:
1) Hells Bells - AC/DC
2) Beer!!! - Psychostick
3) Would You Love A Monsterman? - Lordi’
4) Animal - Mudmen
5) C'mon C'mon - The Von Bondies
6) Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
7) BoomBoomBoom - The Iguanas
New Jersey Girl - Nerf Herder9) Heterosexual Man - The Odds
10) Two Ton Paperweight - Psychostick
11) Whiskey In the Jar - Metallica
12) Hard Rock Hallelujah - Lordi’
13) Hey Sandy - Polaris
14) We Love U - Grand Theft Audio
15) 21st Century (Digital Boy) - Bad Religion
16 ) High-Fiving MF - Local H
17) The Picard Song - DarkMateria
18 ) The Weight - The Band
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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absent_carlo
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Getting impatient and wondering out loud what Merlin's conjuring up for us.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Merlyn
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
I've had the list together and ready to go for 3 weeks. I'll TRY and get the CDs burned, something resembling cover art whipped together and printed, and everything mailed this weekend.antihogXL wrote:Getting impatient and wondering out loud what Merlin's conjuring up for us.
50 hour workweeks, too much to do, not enough time and no money at ALL have conspired to delay the October shipment- for that I am truly apologetic.
In the mail by Monday, barring any huge emergency
Merlyn
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Exactly--no worries. Busy is busy. Stay sane--get in some miles!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...