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First fix:
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  • hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
  • go back to the Forum Index
  • open the menu at the top again
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    this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.


Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.

Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.

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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.

To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.

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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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caption contest anyone ?

Post by xtian » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:55 pm

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time for funny accents impressions


I'm not really from around here.

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wyckedsin
Barista of Doom
Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...

Post by wyckedsin » Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:14 am

<lisp>"Ok everyone, one 3...one two three SPIN!"</lisp>

"Hope the fucker doesn't do a burn out on my balls this time"
Sanity has left the building

Beemer Dan
Dark Poohbah
Location: Oregon
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Post by Beemer Dan » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:14 am

Good zing ve didn't uze ze knobby tires eh Franz?
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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Ban Guzzi
I AM THE MOTOR!

Post by Ban Guzzi » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:50 am

group colonoscopy...
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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Post by xtian » Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:18 pm

"ach... not skid marks again !!"

or something like that
I'm not really from around here.

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Bacon Torpedo
Location: Aurora, CO

Post by Photo » Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:19 pm

"Klaus was in a moment of personal conflict. Since he enjoyed riding the 'whoops' so much, he was pretty sure that he'd fail the Police Department's "Team-Building through Trust" exercise...again."
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."

Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:27 pm

Due to departmental cutbacks in the health-care budget, all vasectomies were now to be performed at the same time.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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