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Which Simpsons Character are you?

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DerGolgo
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Which Simpsons Character are you?

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:26 am

I dunno wether this has been poste before, but anyway:
http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons/


I am Homer Simpson.


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Post by lifeon2 » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:05 am

I am Mr. Burns
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive

If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

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Post by Beemer Dan » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:11 am

I turned out as Lisa Simpson.......somehow that doesn't seem right.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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Post by ladyracer » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:45 am

I'm Marge, could be worse.
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Post by mtne » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:57 am

Yes Dan, yes it does.
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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Post by Ban Guzzi » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:53 am

Goundskeeper Willie...

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Post by Gauss » Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:13 pm

Dr Hibbert?

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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:14 pm

I'm Dr Hibbert... I didn't really see it but online tests never lie...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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Post by xtian » Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:17 pm

well dan, I do agree with you, there's something wrong with this test too, i just CAN'T be lisa

or maybe there's something wrong with my personnality ?
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by Photo » Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:07 pm

Hey Kids! I'm Krusty the clown. I'm so happy I could plotz.
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Post by Ames » Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:24 pm

Goddammit, I knew I was going to be Lisa Simpson. I was really hoping for Moe or Crusty.
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mtne
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Post by mtne » Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:33 pm

MUHahahahahahahhahahaha

hmm, looks like I'm ............. Sideshow Bob, aptly voice by Kelsey Grammer


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Post by rhinoviper » Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:15 am

Don't worry, Dan. I turned out to be Lisa Simpson, too. So either that's a good thing for both of us or we're both F'd!

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Post by schotzy » Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:49 pm

true girl style - I'm just another Lisa 8)
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Post by Slash 6 » Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:46 pm

I'm Edna too... I was hoping for Mr. Burns.
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I was figuring Ames would be comic book guy but you make a good lisa too
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Post by lifeon2 » Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:27 pm

Thats right!!!!!!!!!

Today the world and tomorrow......um well until we develop interstellar travel I suppose the world will be enough :)
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive

If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

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