Someday I'll post something about bikes.
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until then I shall serve you this dish
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The China Vagina, it's not what you think
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Timmay
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: KCMO
- Contact:
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Me: Honey, I've found our wedding china pattern.
Her: Why I'm so glad you've taken an interes...OHMYGOD WTF IS THAT?
Me: No sweetheart, its art, like Georgia O'Keefe or Robert Mapplethorpe.
Her: <sobbing gently>
Me: Can I get the ring back at least?
Her: Why I'm so glad you've taken an interes...OHMYGOD WTF IS THAT?
Me: No sweetheart, its art, like Georgia O'Keefe or Robert Mapplethorpe.
Her: <sobbing gently>
Me: Can I get the ring back at least?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Timmay
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: KCMO
- Contact:
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
This is very badass.
I think I know my wife well enough, that I can convince her that this is not really what it appears to be, but is indeed true art.
It will go well with my framed roller derby posters.
I think I know my wife well enough, that I can convince her that this is not really what it appears to be, but is indeed true art.
It will go well with my framed roller derby posters.
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
BWAHAHAHA!
in the preface that gloria steinem wrote for the book version of the vagina monologues, she says that the heart shape that people are so fond of could be a stylized labia. i'll never see heart shapes the same way, and now neither will you...
so every valentines day i let the kids cut out labiashapes and put them everywhere. these plates would be AWESOME on valentines day!
in the preface that gloria steinem wrote for the book version of the vagina monologues, she says that the heart shape that people are so fond of could be a stylized labia. i'll never see heart shapes the same way, and now neither will you...
so every valentines day i let the kids cut out labiashapes and put them everywhere. these plates would be AWESOME on valentines day!
fuck it all.
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Timmay
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: KCMO
- Contact:
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Timmay
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: KCMO
- Contact:
these are on my wifes wish list
http://aldeahome.com/product/555/
and oh so expensive
http://www.sarahcihat.com/sweet/opener.html
http://aldeahome.com/product/555/
and oh so expensive
http://www.sarahcihat.com/sweet/opener.html