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The Wall of Eternal Quotes

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:05 am

Beemer Dan wrote:And while most of the six billion people on the planet don't care if you've shaved your balls, it sure feels nice at speed on a warm Summer's day.
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DerGolgo wrote: Answer: A lifetime of humiliation has reduced me to be quite shameless.
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DerGolgo wrote:Fuck is the nicotine of the English language.
Nicotine will calm ya down when you're upset or stressed, but will also keep you awake when you are sleepy, pep you up when you're frustrated. Nicotine is helpful when dealing with depression and ptsd. It's a welcome distraction when surrounded by fucking shite, while also helping you focus on what's in front of you.
It does many different and seemingly contradictory things, and it does them all by itself, without a special setup.
What nicotine does to the body, fuck does in language.
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Re: The Wall of Eternal Quotes

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:53 am

guitargeek wrote:All of my best stuff has been made of repairs
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Re: The Wall of Eternal Quotes

Post by Jaeger » Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:11 pm

BeemerDan wrote:...My automatic watches don’t jerk me off but at least I can wind it that way.
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Re: The Wall of Eternal Quotes

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:54 am

Jaeger wrote:The weirds are upon us.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Re: The Wall of Eternal Quotes

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:41 pm

elsewhen, red wrote:To me, it's always better to have something to wrench on than a motorcycle shaped hole in the garage.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Re: The Wall of Eternal Quotes

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:00 am

Bigshankhank wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:56 am
I don't have a lot of hope for much honesty, we as a society have really gotten in to bed with the devil and he is rolling over and taking the covers now.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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