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ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
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Post by ejworthen » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:29 pm

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:31 pm

Drunken Pumpkin Chunkin. Sweet.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

ejworthen
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Post by ejworthen » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:46 pm

piccini9 wrote:Drunken Pumpkin Chunkin. Sweet.
Go to bed,. It's a school night fer chistsakes.
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

Metalredneck
Largely Uncontroversial

Post by Metalredneck » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:48 am

If I may plagiarize, I'm gonna make one of them Puke-O-Lanterns this year. Too funny.
Done.

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monstergirl
Barista of Doom
Location: Olympia
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Post by monstergirl » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:15 am

Both of those are brilliant.
Gives me ideas...
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

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sun rat
Dominatrix of Skulduggery
Location: bfe
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Post by sun rat » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:18 am

i may just do that this year.

not all of them though, as i love roasted pumpkin seeds.
fuck it all.

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Shhted
Magnum Jihad
Location: Mini-apple-ish
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Post by Shhted » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:38 am

<table style="width:auto;"><tr><td><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/6B ... 5_FA"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/shhted/SOzh2f_cy3I ... athead.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right">From <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/shhted/Lort ... tr></table>
Drink beer. As much as you like. Mostly good stuff.

causef0rconcern
Mzungu Jihad
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Post by causef0rconcern » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:29 pm

Oooh I hope this thread is an invitation for everyone to share.

Because I'm sharing.

The first one is my favorite.
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Yes!!! ....I've finally found a way to include Jews, beer, Bush, and Hitler all into one post....
!!!LESS INTERNET, MORE LIFE!!!!

ejworthen
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Post by ejworthen » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:31 pm

causef0rconcern wrote:Oooh I hope this thread is an invitation for everyone to share.

Because I'm sharing.
That's the idea. Share away.
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:44 pm

<img src="http://www.boners.com/content/805310.1.jpg">
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If you've never been to <a href="http://www.boners.com" target="_blank">boners.com</a> it's worth checking out.
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

ejworthen
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Post by ejworthen » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:39 am

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

Metalredneck
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Post by Metalredneck » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:16 am

UUuummm...
<a href="" title="untitled by redneckfri13, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/292 ... 71ae_o.jpg" width="700" height="490" alt="untitled" /></a>
<a href="" title="AG-0091_1342-ADHD by redneckfri13, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3213/292 ... d817_o.jpg" width="175" height="175" alt="AG-0091_1342-ADHD" /></a>
<a href="" title="BANJOS2_RK-OL_REV1 by redneckfri13, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/292 ... 87d5_o.jpg" width="175" height="175" alt="BANJOS2_RK-OL_REV1" /></a>
YYeeaahhh..
Done.

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Rock
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Post by Rock » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:27 am

Metalredneck wrote:UUuummm...
<a href="" title="untitled by redneckfri13, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/292 ... 71ae_o.jpg" width="700" height="490" alt="untitled" /></a>
YYeeaahhh..
Isn't that from Supersize me?
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Metalredneck
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Post by Metalredneck » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:51 am

I dunno, I just found it disturbingly subliminal.
Done.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:12 am

Metalredneck wrote:UUuummm...
<a href="" title="untitled by redneckfri13, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/292 ... 71ae_o.jpg" width="700" height="490" alt="untitled" /></a>

YYeeaahhh..
Is that Ron Jeremy as Ronald McDonald? Go Hedgehog!
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

ejworthen
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Post by ejworthen » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:10 am

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

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ImEazy
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Post by ImEazy » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:48 am

NOS anyone...

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1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide

Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!

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ImEazy
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Post by ImEazy » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:37 am

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The title where I found this one was "Muslim Pussy"...
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I wanna ride (sorry Honda)...
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Famous last words...
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I could do this all day long, but won't.
2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide

Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!

ejworthen
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Post by ejworthen » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:24 am

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

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Post by Photo » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:17 pm

I miss Ted Koppel on TV
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Christmas is coming...
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"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."

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Sisyphus
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:46 pm

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Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

ejworthen
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Post by ejworthen » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:14 am

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

ejworthen
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Post by ejworthen » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:45 am

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

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Flatline
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Post by Flatline » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:22 am

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That's from a second hand cd store in the lovely smelling town of Tacoma, Buzzard Discs. Great place.
You build it, we break it.

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sun rat
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Post by sun rat » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:06 am

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as scientists have recently noted, our little furry friends have made an evolutionary leap...
fuck it all.

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ImEazy
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Post by ImEazy » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:17 pm

Some pics I thought I would post before deleting them from this box.

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Didn't someone request one of these (time machine) in another thread?
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And a couple decorations from our house...
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Have a Merry Christmas all!
2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide

Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!

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ImEazy
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Post by ImEazy » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:55 pm

Some more...

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A couple pets we used to have. One was a Asain Black and the
other was a Emperor. The fat one came to us pregnant and had
seven babies. Unfortunately they all died. :(
Oops... I think these pics are all the same one? I will look for the
other later. They would glow blue under a black light. jangleplatz!

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That will do it for a while. Tada...
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These things are really cool. Our last house was in the country
and we had these things all over the place in the back yard. My
daughter took three of them to school one year for a project.
2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide

Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!

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ImEazy
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Post by ImEazy » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:48 pm

Here's a pic of both of the Scorps we had. These are the carcasses.
The on e with the bigger pinchers is the Emperor and the other
the Asain Black. I wanted to clear coat them, but as you see they
have coolected a lot of dust over the last few years.

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Friends...
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Redneck Seafood Platter... ROFL!
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2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide

Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:14 pm

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Eat a bag o' these....
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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:02 am

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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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