To be precise, that was an R6 and that may be the most viewed thread in UTMC history(count got reset, but I think it hit 40K). I think the pictures from that were so horrifying, that once it got around, it just kept spreading. That one kind of freaked me out, because in spite of being on the WORLD WIDE WEB, this board feels pretty cozy and small to me.GOSTAZ wrote:I googled "Pinkie+bacon+asshole" and this was the only thing that came up. I had to look.
For real, a coworker shot me a link about an R1 getting rear-ended, and it was no more work from there. About 2 years ago. Met Jaeger and Mook a few weeks later. Downhill ever since!
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
He's still around and commenting on the board. He did get the bike, had it, loved it (probably in a biblical fashion as well), had to get rid of it during his divorce (which is ALMOST as fucked-up as mine).smashinator wrote:
Wasn't there some guy called Vance who was someday going to buy an Aprilia he'd had on layaway? What ever happened with that?
He recently broke his arm in a low-speed accident (fucking wind-sheers!) but will rebuild the R1100RS he had and be back on two as soon as possible. Or else...
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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GOSTAZ
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.
I stand corrected... But that really resonated with me, as it is my ultimate fear, and I live in the land of "very important people that cannot be bothered to pay attention while they drive"... I still have some other boards that I check in on, but this is the one place where I actually like the people. I never agree with everyone, but I learn, laugh, and always find good shit here.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:To be precise, that was an R6 and that may be the most viewed thread in UTMC history(count got reset, but I think it hit 40K). I think the pictures from that were so horrifying, that once it got around, it just kept spreading. That one kind of freaked me out, because in spite of being on the WORLD WIDE WEB, this board feels pretty cozy and small to me.GOSTAZ wrote:I googled "Pinkie+bacon+asshole" and this was the only thing that came up. I had to look.
For real, a coworker shot me a link about an R1 getting rear-ended, and it was no more work from there. About 2 years ago. Met Jaeger and Mook a few weeks later. Downhill ever since!
Primitive and Useless
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
I knew fluffy a little. I crashed and fluffy and guy called gumby showed up to help my s.o. rescue my bike. some Rhinoviper chick brought her food at the hospital too while I was gettting worked on. I think I met a few others during my convalesance. dans cousin is the one who got me riding again, found out we had turkey with him years before.......... it's a small world.
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
it all started in a bathroom stall at the Minneapolis airport....
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
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Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
and she was riding a Widestance...err Wideglide.Shhted wrote:...My ride showed up so I had to bolt.sun rat wrote:and?goose wrote:it all started in a bathroom stall at the Minneapolis airport....
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
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Vance
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Metro Area, Colorado
- Contact:
I'm still here...smashinator wrote:Wasn't there some guy called Vance who was someday going to buy an Aprilia he'd had on layaway? What ever happened with that?
Sans Aprilia thanks to my ex-wife (as Ames noted - it was brutal. I still twitch unnaturally thinking about losing that bike)...
But I'm still here.
Healing w/ hardware.
Why am I here:
I'm here because of Ames.
I blame Ames.
What was It? 2001? Post-Passover-Pork-Pull of /6's? That's the first exposure to the UTMC officially?
Of course I knew Ames, Jeremy, etc several years before that...
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied – chains us all, irrevocably."
- 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille R
- 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille R
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SomeMook
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Nope, it was RV at Netherworld. Met you at Mtne's party when you still had the Busa though (RV invited me to that).... you let me take it around the block and ya didn't even know me. ... Now that you do, i bet you wouldn't do that again. Heh, i think we spent the next day trying to trace the charging problem on the duc.... good times!maniacles wrote:Didn't I co-opt you Goose?
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
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ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
- Contact:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
not such a bad way to join eh?Moto_Myotis wrote:You always seem to be joining various groups because of lovely lady members.goose wrote:Nope, it was RV at Netherworld.maniacles wrote:Didn't I co-opt you Goose?
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Dave
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Exeter, NH
- Contact:
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
Oh! um. Didn't see you over there. Now I remember seeing you around here more recently than a couple years ago.Vance wrote: I'm still here...
Sans Aprilia thanks to my ex-wife (as Ames noted - it was brutal. I still twitch unnaturally thinking about losing that bike)...
But I'm still here.
Healing w/ hardware.
I seem to remember hearing about the divorce too, which totally sucks. As does the more recent crash. Here's to better luck in your immediate future!
...Let's see... old-timer cred...
Hey, I remember when Ban Guzzi was still the resident troll instead of a nice guy! (Unless that changed back again. I don't get on here as much as I used to since my work blocks the site...)
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urbanscum
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Fair Albion
- Contact:
came across the link on Ratbike.org.
like to just hang around in the bushes, watching. Or is that another website?
would love to meet face to face but its a bloody wet ride from here, and no petrol stations on the bottom of the sea. Apparantly.
if I ever the get the overwelming urge to swim, I may pop over and see you all...
like to just hang around in the bushes, watching. Or is that another website?
would love to meet face to face but its a bloody wet ride from here, and no petrol stations on the bottom of the sea. Apparantly.
if I ever the get the overwelming urge to swim, I may pop over and see you all...
'Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.'
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...