Mustache Party - UPDATE - Happy Cinco de Mustache!

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:41 am

While there is no possible way to out-stache ImEazy (who I would nominate for MC of All Mustache Related Events Always), in the spirit of Cinco De Mustache... I, along with a few coworkers, have extrapolated your holiday into March Mustache Madness.

As such, I offer to High Kommand -

The Deadwood. AKA The Turbocharged Dixie Greaseball Sex Offender. Minumum effort, maximum creep factor.

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AZRider · Post by **AZRider** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:44 am

I missed this thread until yesterday morning. So all you get is 2 days' stubble and oddly crossed eyes as I try to aim the camera at the mirror.

(This was taken on Cinco de Mustache, posted late)
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Priest · Post by **Priest** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:24 am

I'm very concerned that AZRider might be a damned good looking man, thereby throwing off the ugly-mug curve of the UTMC. I suggest some form of special forum within the UTMC in which he and ReflectedStatic can trade information regarding ways to be more fugly going forward.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:21 pm

Metalredneck wrote:Sadly, my facial hair fell victim to THE MAN. I was called up out of the blue by a place that I had applied at over a year ago, and have had two interviews. I should know on Wed. Mar. 11 if I get it, but it sounds positive. The hair can always grow back.

Yup, facial hair's easier to grow than money.

Priest wrote:I'm very concerned that AZRider might be a damned good looking man, thereby throwing off the ugly-mug curve of the UTMC.

Spot on, Priest. When he and his family came to La casa de zer0 last summer, me thunk: 'He's too goddam hansome to be UTMC--fuggin poser.'

He's a good egg, too. Only thing to make him ugly is a mask with your or my face.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:12 pm

Priest wrote:While there is no possible way to out-stache ImEazy (who I would nominate for MC of All Mustache Related Events Always).

A big thanks. I truly wish I could grow the beard to go with
it as I could only imagine it would be awesome.

AZRider · Post by **AZRider** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:28 am

Anybody else notice that BlackJoe hasn't given ImEazy a custom rank yet?

I nominate ImEazy for "StacheMaster"!!!!

Caliann · Post by **Caliann** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:47 am

Yo, Zero!

Inform your lovely wife that myself (Lakotah Oyate Oglalla, i.e. a naturally hairless people), my Vietnamese-American friend and my Chinese-American friend will be showing up unexpectedly at La Casa de Zero to explain to her, in morbid, female detail, exactly WHAT the joys of long, soft facial hair can be.

You must prepare yourself by making sure that you have long, SOFT (condition that shit if you have to) facial hair as you will be required to be on site for demonstration purposes.

Do NOT disappoint us.....you have no idea what pissed off women of those varied descents can come up with when placed together.

jinx · Post by **jinx** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:04 am

now gone...but it was there on the 5th.

They never stay long. It makes me look eerily like my dad.

AZRider · Post by **AZRider** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:13 am

Zer0 wrote:
Metalredneck wrote:Sadly, my facial hair fell victim to THE MAN. I was called up out of the blue by a place that I had applied at over a year ago, and have had two interviews. I should know on Wed. Mar. 11 if I get it, but it sounds positive. The hair can always grow back.
Yup, facial hair's easier to grow than money.
Priest wrote:I'm very concerned that AZRider might be a damned good looking man, thereby throwing off the ugly-mug curve of the UTMC.
Spot on, Priest. When he and his family came to La casa de zer0 last summer, me thunk: 'He's too goddam hansome to be UTMC--fuggin poser.'

He's a good egg, too. Only thing to make him ugly is a mask with your or my face.

Based upon the photos here, Priest looks more like he could be my brother than my actual brother. Let my hair grow back a few months, add tattoos, and I bet I could fake people out.

SomeMook · Post by **SomeMook** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:34 pm

I this was appropriate and all.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:07 pm

AZRider wrote:Anybody else notice that BlackJoe hasn't given ImEazy a custom rank yet?

I nominate ImEazy for "StacheMaster"!!!!

Thanks for the nomination! Unfortunately I haven't earned nothing
yet. Until I actually met a UTMC'er in person noone can vouch that
the pictures I am posting is actually me. Maybe one day.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:12 pm

jinx wrote:now gone...but it was there on the 5th.

They never stay long. It makes me look eerily like my dad.

Unless there is a major problem between you and your father, I
don't see the problem. I wish I could look like my dad with his
awesome stash and beard. That stache looks good to me!

Metalredneck · Post by **Metalredneck** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:47 am

The sacrifice paid off!! Mar. 26 I start my new gig as parts & service manager for a Japanese auto dealer, who has never threatened bankruptcy. So long General Motors! Half the commute, a chance to car-pool with an old friend, and an extra $3500.00 a year. Colour me gone.

The facial hair may or may not re-appear depending on my attention span.

W00T!

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:03 am

Metalredneck wrote:The sacrifice paid off!! Mar. 26 I start my new gig as parts & service manager for a Japanese auto dealer, who has never threatened bankruptcy. So long General Motors! Half the commute, a chance to car-pool with an old friend, and an extra $3500.00 a year. Colour me gone.

The facial hair may or may not re-appear depending on my attention span.

W00T!

Awesomeness... I was sensing drama if you had to panhandle...

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:19 am

Excellent work all. Truly.

ImEazy, your mustache is a thing of splendor. Priest, you look like a dirtbag.

Now, to the pictures...!

There are a whole pile more, but I am lazy and have not yet assembled them into an album.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:58 am

Caliann wrote:Yo, Zero!

Inform your lovely wife that myself (Lakotah Oyate Oglalla, i.e. a naturally hairless people), my Vietnamese-American friend and my Chinese-American friend will be showing up unexpectedly at La Casa de Zero to explain to her, in morbid, female detail, exactly WHAT the joys of long, soft facial hair can be.

Oh please let that day come sooner than later. You all are welcome anytime. It;s growin as I write.

But if you and your girls don't make the trek west, there's the very likely chance that los Zer0s will be coming out to Loveland to see my cousin and her girlies (who, by the way, are also anti-facial hiirsute militants.)

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:10 am

SidVicious wrote:hooray! the day has finally arrived. prepare for hilarity as i show off my feeble attempt at manliness.

I think Sid deserves commendation for his efforts, being full-aware of the outcome, givin his Injun blood, yet persevering nonetheless. Having the temerity to sport such a stache isd nothing less than a middle-fingger to all the naysayers who undoubtedly would lack the cojones to 'grow their own mustache,' whatever their mustache would be.

And be glad you're not of the hirsute type, Sidney. I have hair sprouting all over my body like grass on the plains of your beloved Sunfllower State--so profuse, I'm all but prohibited from enjoying most public beaches. So quit your bitching, son.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:16 am

ImEazy wrote:
Priest wrote:While there is no possible way to out-stache ImEazy (who I would nominate for MC of All Mustache Related Events Always).
A big thanks. I truly wish I could grow the beard to go with
it as I could only imagine it would be awesome.

Out here, we call that a Mexican Mustache. And EZ, with such plumage, a stache like yours needs no beard.

Caliann · Post by **Caliann** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:26 pm

Zer0 wrote: But if you and your girls don't make the trek west, there's the very likely chance that los Zer0s will be coming out to Loveland to see my cousin and her girlies (who, by the way, are also anti-facial hiirsute militants.)

As long as you realize that crash space is available as Chez Puzzle Palace. We aren't that far from Loveland and we have lots of garage space.

And every male here sports the facial fur as much as they are physically able to.

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:37 pm

Priest wrote:I'm very concerned that AZRider might be a damned good looking man, thereby throwing off the ugly-mug curve of the UTMC. I suggest some form of special forum within the UTMC in which he and ReflectedStatic can trade information regarding ways to be more fugly going forward.

dude, most of you male utmcers are quite cute...

and i still say that after a month and a half wandering the halls of young-male infested academia...

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:14 pm

This just in. Good news from academic la la land. One of the turors at my center just relayed a conversation one of our students had with him re: the reappearance of The Hammer, as my mpustache named itself:

Thus quoth the student: "That teacher guy without his mustache is like Darth Vader without his mask."

Pic to follow.

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