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There Ain't no party like a translation party

Post by rolly » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:45 pm

これを停止するには翻訳されていません
To stop this is not translated
('cuz a translation party don't stop) (until it reaches equilibrium)
Translation Party!

Subway TEROOTOBAIKARUTO
Gang war, the brothers plot FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO slavery!


It (mis)translates English into Japanese, then back to English, then back to Japanese, etc… until it actually gets the same phrase back more than once. Like this. おかしい!

Fighting the gangster frankenstein earphone radio slavery big brother conspiracy at all costs!
すべてのコストでは、暴力団フランケンシュタインイヤフォンラジオ奴隷陰謀兄の戦い!
The cost of all the slave conspiracy FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO gang fight brother!
すべてのスレーブFURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIOギャングの陰謀と闘う兄のコスト!
FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO cost of all slaves of the conspiracy gang fight brother!
その陰謀のギャングと戦う弟のすべてのスレーブのコストFURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO !
Cost of all the slaves of the conspiracy his brother in a gang fight FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO!
その陰謀はギャングと戦うFURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIOで弟のすべてのスレーブの価格!
The conspiracy of slave prices FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO gang fight his brother at all!
スレーブ価格のFURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIOギャングの戦いで弟の陰謀!
The price of a slave conspiracy FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO brother in a gang war!
暴力団同士の抗争では、スレーブの陰謀FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIOの兄の価格!
The gang war, the intrigues of his brother's slave FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO price!
暴力団同士の抗争は、彼の弟のスレーブFURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO価格の陰謀!
Gang war, the slave of his brother FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO conspiracy!
暴力団同士の抗争、弟FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO陰謀の奴隷!
Gang war, the younger brother of conspiracy FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO slavery!
暴力団同士の抗争、陰謀FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO奴隷の弟!
Gang war, a slave conspiracy FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO brother!
暴力団同士の抗争は、スレーブの陰謀FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO兄弟!
Gang war, the conspiracy of slave FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO brothers!
暴力団同士の抗争は、スレーブFURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO兄弟の陰謀!
Gang war, the brothers plot FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO slave!
暴力団同士の抗争は、兄弟の陰謀FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO奴隷!
Gang war, the brothers plot FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO slavery!
暴力団同士の抗争は、兄弟の陰謀FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO奴隷!
Gang war, the brothers plot FURANKENSHUTAINIYAFONRAJIO slavery!

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Post by guitargeek » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:38 pm

Translation Party
Start with an English phrase:
let's go!
Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult, We Are The Good Guys
into Japanese
地下鉄テロオートバイカルト、私たちは善玉です
back into English
TEROOTOBAIKARUTO Subway, we are good guy
back into Japanese
TEROOTOBAIKARUTO地下鉄、優れている男
back into English
TEROOTOBAIKARUTO subway, man are they good
back into Japanese
でもいいのTEROOTOBAIKARUTO地下鉄、男です
back into English
But I TEROOTOBAIKARUTO subway, a man
back into Japanese
しかし、私TEROOTOBAIKARUTO地下鉄、男
back into English
However, I TEROOTOBAIKARUTO metro man
back into Japanese
しかし、地下鉄TEROOTOBAIKARUTO男
back into English
However, the underground man TEROOTOBAIKARUTO
back into Japanese
しかし、地下男性TEROOTOBAIKARUTO
back into English
However, the underground man TEROOTOBAIKARUTO
Equilibrium found!
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Post by rolly » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:18 pm

RevCBL wrote:Fuck the wife ride the bike
Fuck my wife get on a bike
Fuck my wife is riding a bike
Fuck my wife is riding a bike


My sig becomes:
Drag the boat lock. If so, sink the ship.
Thats awesome, man. It's a machine generated postmodern narrative of scorn turning to jealousy.

I intend to use tertoobaikaruto subway as much as possible, or maybe just tertoobaikaruto. Sounds cooler, lacks that surrealism though.
I sometimes shout "Denjin Zaborger GO!!" when I depart on my motorcycle

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Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:57 pm

Fascinating.
"Don't Panic!"
becomes
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please do not panic!

Also, the thing says "It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium."

Let's try another:

Rubber side down
=>
Down by the rubber
=>
Rubber down
=>
Rubber
=>
Rubber

Hrmpf. Must try something more complicated.

Get your motor running. Head out on the Highway.
=>
Please get your motor running. The head is on the highway.
=>
To operate the motor. The highways.
=>
Motor works. Highway.
=>
The operation of the motor. Fast.
=>
Can operate the motor. Fast.
=>
The motor can operate. Fast.
=>
The motor can operate. Fast.

Oh, I like that!

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
=>
If you have to wear pants and I was definitely afraid of something or not?
=>
If you wear pants, if he is indeed afraid of something?
=>
If you are really afraid of what he is wearing the pants?
=>
Are afraid to wear his pants If you really?
=>
If you wear pants or is he really scary?
=>
If you wear the pants, he is really afraid of?
=>
If you wear the pants, he's really scary?
=>
If you wear the pants, he is really afraid of?
=>
If you wear the pants, he's really scary?
=>
If you wear the pants, he is really afraid of?
=>
If you wear the pants, he's really scary?
=>
If you wear the pants, he is really afraid of?
=>
If you wear the pants, he's really scary?
=>
If you wear the pants, he is really afraid of?
=>
If you wear the pants, he's really scary?
=>
If you wear the pants, he is really afraid of?
=>
If you wear the pants, he's really scary?
=>
If you wear the pants, he is really afraid of?
=>
If you wear the pants, he's really scary?
=>
If you wear the pants, he is really afraid of?
=>
If you wear the pants, he's really scary?
=>
If you wear the pants, he is really afraid of?
=>
If you wear the pants, he's really scary?
=>
If you wear the pants, he is really afraid of?
=>
If you wear the pants, he's really scary?

Then it stopped, doubtful that it'll reach equilibrium, but I doo like the last one!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by Sisyphus » Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:56 pm

Funny. My signature line becomes:

Nobody can be restored. Reduce the reality.
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Pin Puller

Post by Procrustes » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:02 pm

I'll stick my boot up your ass if you don't shut the fuck up.

If I start having sex is to stick my butt please do not stop.

We are the butt of my rod, please start the sex if you do not stop me.

Butt of my rod, if you have sex, you start and please do not stop me.

My rod bat, if you have sex, please do not stop me running.

If sex is the butt of my rod, please do not stop me running.

For me, sex is at the end of the stick, please do not stop me running.

For me, sex is the end of memory, please do not stop me running.

For me, the end of the memory of sex, please do not stop me running.

For me, the end of the memory of sex, please do not stop me running.
Hiya

(And yes, I do ride, thank you)

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Post by 12ci » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:30 pm

Never write letters when angry. Never make promises when overjoyed.

Why not write angry letters? Promise you that joy.

How to write a letter in anger? Promise of joy.

I have written a letter to? Promise of joy.

Have you written a letter to me? Promise of joy

Have you written your letter to me? Promise of joy.

Have you written your letter to me? Promise of joy.
today you decide what tomorrow will bring

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Post by SidVicious » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:50 pm

Procrustes wrote:
If sex is the butt of my rod, please do not stop me running.

For me, sex is at the end of the stick, please do not stop me running.

For me, sex is the end of memory, please do not stop me running.

:lol: The truth, it speaks!!

let's try:

Mama always said, "don't put salt in your eye."

She is always "salt to please your eyes."

She has to please the eyes of your usual "salt."

She is always, "You have to please the eyes of the salt."

She is always, "you must please the eye of salt."

Equilibrium found!
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

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Post by dozer » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:15 pm

let's go!
your mother eats chips and she shovels shit at the farmhouse near the cemetery fucking goats
into Japanese
あなたのお母さんと、墓地の近くの農家でヤギfucking彼女shovelsくそチップ食べる
back into English
And your mother, in a goat farm near the cemetery she shovels fucking shit eating chips
back into Japanese
あなたのお母さんと、彼女を食べるチップshovelsくそfuckingファーム内の墓地の近くのヤギ
back into English
And your mother, eat her chips goat fucking shit shovels near the cemetery in the farm
back into Japanese
そして、あなたのお母さんは、ファーム内の墓地の近くにくそshovels fucking彼女のチップを食べるヤギ
back into English
And your mother is shit in the cemetery near the goat farm shovels fucking eat her chips
back into Japanese
と彼女の母親は、ヤギの農場shovelsチップ食べるfucking近くの墓地に最高なんだよ
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm shovels eat chips but it's fucking up the cemetery near
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場shovelsチップが、墓地の近くを食べるのですfucking
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm shovels chips, eat a fucking cemetery near
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場shovelsチップ、 fucking墓地の近くに食べている
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, fucking eat is near the cemetery
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、食べるfuckingされている墓地の近くにあります
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, fucking eat near the cemetery is
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くに食べていますfucking
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery and eat fucking
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くで、 fucking食べる
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, fucking eat
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くに、食べているfucking
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, are eating fucking
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くで、 fuckingを食べている
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, fucking eat that
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くに、食べているfucking
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, are eating fucking
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くで、 fuckingを食べている
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, fucking eat that
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くに、食べているfucking
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, are eating fucking
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くで、 fuckingを食べている
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, fucking eat that
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くに、食べているfucking
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, are eating fucking
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くで、 fuckingを食べている
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, fucking eat that
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くに、食べているfucking
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, are eating fucking
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くで、 fuckingを食べている
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, fucking eat that
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くに、食べているfucking
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, are eating fucking
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くで、 fuckingを食べている
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, fucking eat that
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くに、食べているfucking
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, are eating fucking
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くで、 fuckingを食べている
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, fucking eat that
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くに、食べているfucking
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, are eating fucking
back into Japanese
彼女の母親はヤギ農場チップshovels 、墓地の近くで、 fuckingを食べている
back into English
Her mother is a goat farm chip shovels, near the cemetery, fucking eat that
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).

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Post by rolly » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:56 pm

RevCBL wrote:Anybody wanna guess what this started out as?
Bicycle Master Ninjistu go home. I, the liquid gradually, more quickly, was to compare the behavior of the world extracted from the world of research. I will have three cars, but unfortunately I have a question first, the elegant flees.
I bet I know. :)
Motorcycle gangs, violence, harassment of women's leather and fur

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Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:36 pm

RevCBL wrote:Anybody wanna guess what this started out as?
Bicycle Master Ninjistu go home. I, the liquid gradually, more quickly, was to compare the behavior of the world extracted from the world of research. I will have three cars, but unfortunately I have a question first, the elegant flees.
that's downright eerie.
-Pattio-

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Master Metric Necromancer
Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Post by guitargeek » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:39 pm

When I am a master of motorcycle ninjutsu, I will be as the housefly. The actions of the earthly world will unfold with liquid slowness because they are seen a thousand times faster than I had seen them. I will react and streak away from a car as a fly flees the clumsy hand: with impunity and grace.

...

My bike is a ninjitsu master of the house fly to right. I, the liquid gradually, more quickly, was to compare the behavior of the world extracted from the world of research. I'm close to my car: elegant, flees the first question provides a helping hand to deal with sexual abuse.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Post by smashinator » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:45 pm

RevCBL wrote:Yeah, you know. This one might be harder.
We all laugh and please walk to a tall bike. In our chests .... funny shit
I think it would be: We are motorcycle people; we walk tall and we laugh at whatever's funny. We shit on the chests of the Weird.
There's no such thing as "too Mad Max."

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Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:24 pm

Fuckin thread of the month!! :lol: :lol:


More bums strike a pose with lemony freshness
into Japanese
ほかのバムスはレモンの味の新鮮さでポーズを取るスト
back into English
Bums strike another pose with the fresh taste of lemon
back into Japanese
バムス別のレモンの新鮮な味でポーズを取るスト
back into English
Strike pose a different flavor of fresh lemon Bums
back into Japanese
新鮮なレモンバムスストの異なる風味をもたらす
back into English
Bring a different flavor of fresh REMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into Japanese
新鮮なREMONBAMUSUSUTOの別の風味を持ち
back into English
REMONBAMUSUSUTO fresh with a different flavor
back into Japanese
新鮮な味とは異なるREMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into English
The fresh taste and different REMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into Japanese
新鮮な味と異なるREMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into English
Different flavors and fresh REMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into Japanese
さまざまな味と新鮮なREMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into English
Taste a variety of fresh and REMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into Japanese
様々な味が新鮮でREMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into English
A variety of fresh-tasting REMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into Japanese
の様々な新鮮な味のREMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into English
Various flavors of fresh REMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into Japanese
新鮮なREMONBAMUSUSUTOの様々なフレーバー
back into English
Various REMONBAMUSUSUTO fresh flavor
back into Japanese
様々なREMONBAMUSUSUTO新鮮な味
back into English
Taste a variety of fresh REMONBAMUSUSUTO
back into Japanese
新鮮な味REMONBAMUSUSUTOのさまざまな
back into English
Taste a variety of fresh REMONBAMUSUSUTO


EQUILIBRIUM FOUND!
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:27 pm

A fortnight gives you time to refresh yourself in another land
into Japanese
2週間、別の土地に自分自身をリフレッシュする時間を与える
back into English
2 weeks, give yourself time to refresh the land of another
back into Japanese
2週間、自分で別の土地を更新する時間を与える
back into English
Two weeks time to give another update on my land
back into Japanese
2週間後に自分の土地に別の更新プログラム
back into English
Another update to their land after a week
back into Japanese
1週間後に自分たちの土地をもう1つの更新プログラム
back into English
Another one of their own land after a week of updates
back into Japanese
更新は1週間後に自分の土地をもう1つ
back into English
The other is an update to their land after one week
back into Japanese
他の土地への更新プログラムを1週間後です
back into English
Updates to other places after one week
back into Japanese
1週間後に他の場所の更新
back into English
Updated 1 week after the location of the other
back into Japanese
更新日1週間後に、他の場所
back into English
Updated 1 week later, elsewhere
back into Japanese
更新日1週間後、別の場所
back into English
Updated 1 week later, another location
back into Japanese
更新日1週間後、別の場所
back into English
Updated 1 week later, another location
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:33 pm

Fried green tomatos are great for brunch with a side of prosciutto
into Japanese
フライドグリーントマトブランチを生の側に最適です
back into English
Ideal for the student to FURAIDOGURINTOMATOBURANCHI
back into Japanese
理想的なFURAIDOGURINTOMATOBURANCHIへの学生のための
back into English
FURAIDOGURINTOMATOBURANCHI ideal for students to
back into Japanese
学生への理想的なFURAIDOGURINTOMATOBURANCHI
back into English
Ideal for students FURAIDOGURINTOMATOBURANCHI
back into Japanese
理想的な学生のためのFURAIDOGURINTOMATOBURANCHI
back into English
Ideal for students FURAIDOGURINTOMATOBURANCHI
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:41 am

To screw me, is to save the panda species, I felt like a shot in the first place. I, BARUBUDANPU, oil tanker at all beaches in France, please see below. I'm not able to open a stub. I smoke and I smoke.
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

Davros
It's Just a Nickname
Location: Skaro
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Post by Davros » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:02 am

So keep that smile on your face, have a drink to help you sleep at night They got what they desired, We're passive in their brave new world


Because, in his face, keep smiling, but at night they want, we drink to aid sleep reluctant to brave new world

Because, the smile on his face, like the night will continue to support the brave new world is taking a negative sleep

Because, like the smile on his face at night and sleep is a negative to support the brave new world

Because, like the smile on his face and sleep at night, are excluded in order to support the brave new world

To support the brave new world in order to sleep at night and his face is like a smile excluded

To support the brave new world has been excluded as the smile on his face to sleep at night

Is excluded to sleep the night of his smile on his face to support this brave new world

On his face, is excluded to the smile in his sleep at night to support this brave new world

On his face, a smile in his sleep at night, are excluded in order to support this brave new world

Because, in his face to support this brave new world, he smiles in his sleep at night, are excluded

Because, to his face, to support this brave new world, he is in his sleep at night, the smiles are excluded

Face for the smile he has been excluded, in order to support this brave new world, he has to sleep at night

Negative face is to smile, to support this brave new world, he has to sleep at night

To smile in the face of the negative, to support this brave new world, he has to sleep at night

Smile in the face of the negative, to support this brave new world, he has to sleep at night

Smile, in negative terms, to support this brave new world, he has to sleep at night

Smile, in negative terms, to support this brave new world, he has to sleep at night
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:09 pm

I just had a naughty idea:

Local goods-traffic train windshield washer fluid bottle label factory directorate office door
into Japanese
ローカル貨物列車交通ウォッシャー液ガラスの瓶のラベル工場理事オフィスのドア
back into English
Director of the office door of the glass factory washer fluid bottle label local freight traffic
back into Japanese
監督は、ガラス工場ウォッシャー液ボトルラベルローカル貨物交通のオフィスのドアの
back into English
Director, Office of Transportation cargo door glass washer fluid BOTORURABERUROKARU
back into Japanese
監督は、 Office交通貨物ドアガラス洗濯機の流体BOTORURABERUROKARU
back into English
Director, Office of the washer fluid transport cargo door glass BOTORURABERUROKARU
back into Japanese
理事所は、ウォッシャー液輸送貨物のドアのガラスBOTORURABERUROKARU
back into English
Executive Office, the cargo door glass washer fluid BOTORURABERUROKARU
back into Japanese
事務局は、貨物のドアガラスのウォッシャー液BOTORURABERUROKARU
back into English
Secretariat, the cargo door glass washer fluid BOTORURABERUROKARU
back into Japanese
事務局は、貨物のドアガラスのウォッシャー液BOTORURABERUROKARU
back into English
Secretariat, the cargo door glass washer fluid BOTORURABERUROKARU
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

xaos
Zaouse!
Location: North Shore of Oahu

Post by xaos » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:09 am

Snoop Dogg sez:
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

Translator party sez (after several minutes and hundreds of translations back and forth):
Gold rubber door homeboys, Room (6 leavin sesame 6) sheeeit mornin mornin gettin the last of my life is a phrase to turn off the light (but) we dont hoes hate! To this end, GS's, hoes, cigarette smoke motherfuckers flip oz
Defying human design since 1979

...it's pronounced chaos
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rubber buccaneer
Magnum Jihad

Post by rubber buccaneer » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:10 am

do not lick the frogs, for some provide endless source of colorful flight to greasy dreams, building onto a whirling vortex of bacony serenity.

To lick a frog, some provide a source of fat flying colorful dream in an infinite spiral of buildings bacony quiet.

Is to lick a frog, a quiet fat bacony several buildings, providing a source of vivid dreams flying endless spiral.

Frogs, the fat bacony quiet, and suffer a number of buildings, providing a source of endless spiral flight vivid dreams.

Frogs, bacony fat, quiet, and suffer a number of buildings, providing a source of endless spiral flight vivid dreams.

Frogs, bacony, fat and quiet, take a number of buildings, providing a source of endless spiral flight vivid dreams.

Frogs, bacony, fat, quiet, take a number of buildings to provide a source of endless spiral flight vivid dreams.

Frogs, bacony, fat, quiet, take a number of buildings to provide a source of endless spiral flight vivid dreams.

wheezy e
Barista of Doom
Location: Colorado not Nevada!

Post by wheezy e » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:00 am

If you do not stop that incessant racket I shall take your sitar and disembowel you with it

And if I take your sitar, disembowel and do not stop the incessant racket

I sitar and if you, disembowel, and do not stop the incessant racket

I sitar and, disembowel, and do not stop the incessant racket

I, sitar, disembowel, and do not stop the incessant racket

I, sitar, disembowel, and do not stop the incessant racket



they told me at the end that mine didn't even make much sense in English. I guess they've never heard Ravi Shankar.
All proceeds go to help cripple children.

SomeMook
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Stephens City, VA

Post by SomeMook » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:19 am

The vile substance that shall not be named.

To be named the substances to be humble.

Please name of the substance to be humble.

Please humble name of the substance.

The name of the substance of a sort.

The name of the substance of some kind.

The name of the substance of some kind.
All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.

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GOSTAZ
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.

Post by GOSTAZ » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:31 am

I got nothing... :D
Primitive and Useless

Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.

wheezy e
Barista of Doom
Location: Colorado not Nevada!

Post by wheezy e » Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:09 am

This thread is what the internet is for :D



For today's field trip instead of the zoo I took the children to the meat plant.

I'm a meat factory, took the child, instead of the zoo, field trip today.

I meat plant, but instead the child at the zoo, field trip today.

Meat plants, a zoo, instead of children, today's outing.

Meat plants, the zoo, instead of children, out today.

Meat from the plant today, not a zoo, children.

Today, instead of meat from the factory, zoo and children.

Plant, instead of the meat from the Children's Zoo.

Plant, instead of the meat from the children's zoo.

Plants, children's zoo, instead of meat.

Plants, children's zoo, instead of meat.




las vegas can lick my asshole

You can make fun of people who hate my Las Vegas

I hate you people can be fun in Las Vegas

I am one of you, hates going to be fun in Las Vegas

I am allergic to either will be fun in Las Vegas

I am allergic to in Las Vegas will be fun either

Either will be fun in Las Vegas I am allergic to

I am allergic to be any fun in Las Vegas

I am allergic to fun in Las Vegas

I am allergic to fun in Las Vegas
All proceeds go to help cripple children.

12ci
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

Post by 12ci » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:40 pm

I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue

I, extremism, and will remember the deputy defense of freedom! And I also managed in the pursuit of justice is a virtue to be notified

I, extremism, deputy defense of freedom will remember! Notified, my pursuit of justice is a virtue Management

I, extremism, deputy defense of freedom will remember! Notification, in my pursuit of justice is a virtue Management

I, extremism, deputy defense of freedom will remember! Notification, in the pursuit of justice is the virtue of my management

I, extremism, deputy defense of freedom will remember! Notification is the pursuit of virtue in the administration of justice

I, extremism, deputy defense of freedom will remember! The pursuit of virtue in the administration of justice notice

I, extremism, deputy defense of freedom will remember! Notice of administrative justice in the pursuit of virtue

I, extremism, deputy defense of freedom will remember! Notice of the administrative judicial pursuit of virtue

I, extremism, deputy defense of freedom will remember! Pursuit of administrative justice in virtue of the notification

I, extremism, deputy defense of freedom will remember! By virtue of the notification of the pursuit of administrative justice

I, extremism, deputy defense of freedom will remember! By virtue of the notification of the pursuit of administrative justice
today you decide what tomorrow will bring

12ci
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

Post by 12ci » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:00 pm

it seems to like barry goldwater...

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.

If the connection to politics, should leave the town, chasing women and drinking with everyone in this town, and we have no government.

If the connection to politics, to leave the city, chasing women and drinking with everyone in this town, we are the government.

If the connection to politics, leaving the city, chasing women and drinking with everyone in this town, we are the government.

If the connection to politics, leaving the city, chasing women and drinking with everyone in this town, we are the government.


Equilibrium found!
You should move to Japan!
today you decide what tomorrow will bring

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:36 pm

As one door closes, another jams shut!

A door is closed shut by the traffic!

Traffic is closed shut the door!

Traffic, close the door is closed!

Transportation has closed the door close!

Closed and transportation shut the door!

Close the door closed and public transport!

Closure of public transport and close the door!

Closed and public transport, close the door!

Closed the public transport, near the door!

, Holidays, public transport near the door!

And holidays, public transport close to the door!

And holidays, public transport close to the door!


And another. This is fun!


Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother

109 years of time and space, have not been imposed by my mother

109 years of time and space, not be imposed by my mother.

109 years of time and space, it can not be imposed on my mother.

109 years of time and space, it can not be imposed on my mother.

This actually makes some kind of weird sense.

We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is ok, he's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we don't have any trouble!

It would be wrong. He is staying - Puft [OK] to be a sailor he is, he is in New York. We get laid this man, we have no problem!

I think that's wrong. He is staying - Puft the [OK] that is the sailor, he is in New York. We have this man to have sex, we have a problem!

I feel it. He is staying - Puft, [OK] is a sailor, he is in New York. We have sex, man, we have a problem!

I feel it. He is staying - Puft, [OK] is a sailor, he is in New York. We are human, that we have a problem!

I feel it. He is staying - Puft, [OK] is a sailor, he is in New York. We are, we are human beings who are the problem!

I feel it. He is staying - Puft, [OK] is a sailor, he is in New York. We, we, the people in question!

I feel it. He is staying - Puft, [OK] is a sailor, he is in New York. And we, the people in question!

I feel it. He is staying - Puft, [OK] is a sailor, he is in New York. The person in question!

I feel it. He is staying - Puft, [OK] is a sailor, he is in New York. Person in question!

I feel it. He is staying - Puft, [OK] is a sailor, he is in New York. The question!

I feel it. He is staying - Puft, [OK] is a sailor, he is in New York. Question!

I feel it. He is staying - Puft, [OK] is a sailor, he is in New York. Question!
Equilibrium found!
Translation Party is hiring, you know.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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rubber buccaneer
Magnum Jihad

Post by rubber buccaneer » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:15 pm

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Census taker once tried to test me. I have several of his liver with fava ate beans and a good Chianti.

I tried to test the census taker. I ate his liver with fava beans and a good Chianti have several.

I tried to test the census taker. Fava beans that I ate his liver with some nice Chianti.

I tried to test the census taker. Fava beans, I ate his liver with Chianti witty.

I tried to test the census taker. Bean Fava, ate his liver with Chianti witty.

I tried to test the census taker. Bean Fava, ate his liver with Chianti witty.

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Tim Horton hears a Who?
Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Post by rolly » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:30 pm

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
e証拠がないことないことの証拠ではない
In the absence of evidence is not evidence that there is no
証拠がない場合は証拠がないではありません
If no evidence is not evidence that there is no
証拠がない場合は証拠がないではありません
If no evidence is not evidence that there is no


Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™ of evidence is not evidence of Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™
証拠のアブサンアブサンの証拠ではない
The evidence is not evidence of Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™ Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™
アブサンアブサン証拠の証拠ではない
The evidence is not evidence of Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™ Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™

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