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EIF
Magnum Jihad
Location: in-transit

Post by EIF » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:22 pm

thrasherbill wrote:There is no possible way I could not pop that. It would have to be done. And recorded.
Two words:

Tyvek Coveralls


Don't mix your Viagra with your Boniva, you'll only end up with stiff knees

xaos
Zaouse!
Location: North Shore of Oahu

Post by xaos » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:27 am

EIF wrote:
thrasherbill wrote:There is no possible way I could not pop that. It would have to be done. And recorded.
Two words:

Tyvek Coveralls
Frogg Toggs! pretty much the same thing
http://www.froggtoggsraingear.com/RoadToads.htm
Defying human design since 1979

...it's pronounced chaos
http://www.precision.aero/xaos-27.htm

Sonic Rob
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Oakland
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Post by Sonic Rob » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:38 am

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Win.
Roboute Guilliman wrote:A biker's stance should always be robust and dauntless, but never immobile or rigid. Speed is his advantage, and surprise his deadliest weapon. In fluidity he will find success, and in success he shall find renown.
AZRider wrote:Again, speaking as a museum professional, we call the reenactors/costumed interpreters who take it too seriously, "Time Transvestites."
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:19 am

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:22 am

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:39 pm

SEXIST

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Beware, old people on facebook.

ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
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Post by ejworthen » Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:59 am

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:11 am

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On their way home, Bob and Hilda still couldn't believe they had been disqualified from the statewide couples wheelie competition.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
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Post by ejworthen » Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:48 am

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:37 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

leftlaneguy
Chrome Bratwurst Extraordinaire
Location: 91945

Post by leftlaneguy » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:46 am

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Hey! I think those 2 are local to me!

Definatley N/E Tenn.... :mrgreen:
dave

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:49 am

RevCBL wrote:
"Beware, old people on facebook."

That one was a hack.
I'm sure that's what she told her fiance' :/
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:30 pm

Better than your average "Naked chicks with guns pics."


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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:20 am

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bullfrog
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R1150GS Hacked, Speed Triple 1050, 450XCW Plated

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bullfrog
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Post by bullfrog » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:17 pm

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the night before...

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R1150GS Hacked, Speed Triple 1050, 450XCW Plated

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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:35 am

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How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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The Business
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Post by tumbler » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:44 am

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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:59 am

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How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
SmugMug pictures here, Save $5 when you join SmugMug by using this coupon zu0heHHhx9sjM
http://www.bikeshareworld.com

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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:03 am

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How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
SmugMug pictures here, Save $5 when you join SmugMug by using this coupon zu0heHHhx9sjM
http://www.bikeshareworld.com

tumbler
The Business
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Post by tumbler » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:34 am

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red
Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
Location: Indy
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Post by red » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:51 pm

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:D That's both disturbing and @wesome! That's probably the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. So, they have 2 birthdays suits?

So I'm not breaking the thread:

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1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:45 am

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You're safe now. Now, show me where the bad girl touched you on this doll...


Also:

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Flatline
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Seattle
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Post by Flatline » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:13 am

If you could somehow figure out how to hide while wearing that toilet suit...well, on the down side you might actually scare the shit out of someone. And don't wear it to a frat house.
You build it, we break it.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:47 am

Flatline wrote:If you could somehow figure out how to hide while wearing that toilet suit...well, on the down side you might actually scare the shit out of someone. And don't wear it to a frat house.
Or a fetish club, for that matter. Or any massive-crowd-massive-beer-sales type of sports event.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:50 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Disastermined
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Madison
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Post by Disastermined » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:07 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Look closely

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three hands!!!!!
94 Kawasaki Vulcan 750

We're all mad here!

tumbler
The Business
Location: Carmichaels, PA
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Post by tumbler » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:04 pm

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Korpen
Super Sexy Skyscraper
Location: Madison

Post by Korpen » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:50 pm

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Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:01 pm

Mean Chuck?
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