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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:30 am
That's sad. Seriously, that's like saying you went looking through some Vietnam pictures, and now everytime you see an asian girl on fire you associate her with napalm bombings.
Sorry no funny/random pictures from me, so I'll post one related to what I typed above
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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by xaos » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:04 pm
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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Contact:
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by dozer » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:13 am
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote:
If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:40 am
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:42 am
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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by xaos » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:28 pm
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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by xaos » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:36 pm
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Contact:
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by Ames » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:40 pm
I will be spending much time on this site.
For those of you who complain about getting smacked on the back of the wrists by Catholic nuns? Pussies.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:52 am
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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Contact:
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by dozer » Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:04 am
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote:
If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:50 am
dozerone wrote:
Mook and I went to Hooters after the gun show yesterday... why don't we do more UTMC functions at Hooters?
They have big... mugs of beer. *kaff*
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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nate
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Michigan
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by nate » Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:45 am
Zim wrote:
Do you suppose that he is shitting his pants there? Or does this happen often?
And he thought that, had he been wearing his guns, he may well have drawn one and put a bullet into her cold and whoring little heart.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:10 pm
Jaeger wrote:dozerone wrote:
Mook and I went to Hooters after the gun show yesterday... why don't we do more UTMC functions at Hooters?
They have big... mugs of beer. *kaff*
--Jaeger
Don't forget the wings...
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
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by MATPOC » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:38 pm
nate wrote:Zim wrote:
Do you suppose that he is shitting his pants there? Or does this happen often?
I'd be interested what FC has to say about this one
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:07 pm
Zim wrote:
Look closely, you can actually see the shit-scared look on his face. Magic!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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Contact:
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by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:11 am
Happy Holidays!
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:28 am
Zim wrote:erosvamp wrote:She is a beautiful girl... i just wish she was 20 lbs heavier.
I'd hit it.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:22 pm
UndertheGun wrote:
Hey, didn't someone suggest this for the Pacific?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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Contact:
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by dozer » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:15 am
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote:
If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:27 am
That would look even better on the PC. Do it.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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Contact:
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by dozer » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:00 pm
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote:
If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
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by Korpen » Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:21 pm
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:59 pm
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:53 pm
University of Tennessee Medical Center?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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Contact:
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by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:10 pm
Bigshankhank wrote:University of Tennessee Medical Center?
There is another character hiding behind his right 'thumbs up' arm. What is it?
Good find.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:41 am
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
There is another character hiding behind his right 'thumbs up' arm. What is it?
Good find.
I think it was U.T.M.C.P.D. or P.A. or something, I was pretty high on painkillers and joy when I found that barrier.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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SomeMook
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
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by SomeMook » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:03 pm
All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.
