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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:13 am

So, if he is the Burger King of the jews...does that make a Whopper kosher?


If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:39 pm

This has GOT to be a fake of some sort.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MQECrcZs6Wc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

JoJoLesh
Magnum Jihad
Location: Mid-Michigan
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Post by JoJoLesh » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:41 pm

DerGolgo wrote:This has GOT to be a fake of some sort.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MQECrcZs6Wc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Where's Jonny when you need him. The page is all in Japanese and such....

www.furukawakiko.com
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:32 am

It seems to work on the same principle as the bread "thing" I seen at the bakery. There is a belt of some kind and a solid plate the comes out, belt gets fed from underneath and lifts whatever it is. I need to illustrate?

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:30 am

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qv3i-zVIb44" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

--Jaeger
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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:23 am

That is so incredibly fucked up. Love it.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

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Post by Ames » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:44 pm

That is indeed fucked up...but hilariously so! :lol:
Cheers,
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Post by JoJoLesh » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:52 pm

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"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:42 pm

Unintentional porn.

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Sisyphus
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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:06 am

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Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

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SSCAM
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Post by SSCAM » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:09 am

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:21 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:03 pm

Too bad they misspelled it.
On edit: no, they didn't.

Reminds me, one time I saw a guy in the shipyard I was in welding a big "D" onto the stack of a tugboat. He did one side of the stack, then put the "D" on the other side. The next three days were spent grinding the second welded "D" off because he put it on backwards.
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JoJoLesh
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Post by JoJoLesh » Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:17 pm

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Found while doing some exploring via bike the other day
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Post by rolly » Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:20 pm

JoJoLesh wrote:Image
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Found while doing some exploring via bike the other day
jangleplatz! Whereabouts?

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Post by JoJoLesh » Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:46 pm

Chesterfield MO. Near St.Louis MO.
On route to August A Busch Memorial State Wildlife Area, and state Road 94, new riding spot for me...

closest I am to any fun riding, its still about 1.5 hours away. anything closer is all Cornfield flatts
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

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guitargeek
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Post by guitargeek » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:25 am

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Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
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guitargeek
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Post by guitargeek » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:23 am

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
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Post by Jonny » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:16 am

guitargeek wrote:Image
Am I forsaken because I only recognise four faces from the Holy Image?

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Sisyphus
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Post by Sisyphus » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:34 am

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Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:32 am

Jonny wrote:
guitargeek wrote:Image
Am I forsaken because I only recognise four faces from the Holy Image?
I couldn't get them all either. Just Lemmy, Mustaine, Harry Potter, piccini9, and Flatline.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
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Post by Jonny » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:02 am

I can't believe you missed Groove.

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guitargeek
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Post by guitargeek » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:23 am

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His name is Ulysses.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

MagnusTheBuilder
Arbiter of Beard
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:22 pm

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-- The Mag

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:37 pm

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His name is Ulysses.



Sorry, Bill...

Ames
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Post by Ames » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:17 pm

Jonny wrote:Image

His name is Ulysses.



Sorry, Bill...
You bought a Buell? :lol:
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
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Post by Jonny » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:04 am

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cjp
Western WA. Wandering Dervish
Location: 206

Post by cjp » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:09 am

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hopefully this hasn't been up before.... I haven't seen it, but I miss a lot of threads. Too awesome to not risk a repeat :)
goose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
Duae Rotae Optimae

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:14 am

I miss the days when you could watch what appears to be a homemade video and just think "wow, that's cool". Now I think "just what the heck are they guerilla advertising here?".

<object width="640" height="360" id="SlateGroupPlayer" align="middle" data="http://www.slatev.com/media/swfs/SlateGroupPlayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="flashVars" value="videoID=900443048001&channel=arts-and-life" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.slatev.com/media/swfs/SlateGroupPlayer.swf" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /></object>
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

cjp
Western WA. Wandering Dervish
Location: 206

Post by cjp » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:39 am

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hopefully this hasn't been up before.... I haven't seen it, but I miss a lot of threads. Too awesome to not risk a repeat :)
goose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
Duae Rotae Optimae

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