Best be careful where you clench your buttocks...

[kitkat]

http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S320 ... niTPpRoTsk

Twice this, twice that, three times another and *then* they get serious... o_O

[calamari kid]

Holy shitsnacks!

[Hengry]

Woah!

[Toonce(s)]

A pain in the ass, but, ... Cha-CHING!

[DerGolgo]

Twice x-rays.
What did the docs think they'd see on the second x-ray that, somehow, managed to remain invisible on the first x-ray?
What did the docs think they'd find with the second fisting that they didn't with the first?
What did they expect he'd crap out with the third enema that he didn't with the first two?
And then they shoved a camera up his bum?

Seriously, WTF? How desperate for billable services is a doctor who, after the third enema, still can't say "No, I don't think we're gonna find anything. Go away now!"? Cha-Ching indeed. That's basically butt-rape in front of spectators what they did.

[xtian]

"you're sure you come here for shopping?"

[12ci]

on the other hand, i bet he never blows thru a stop sign again. ever.

damn scofflaw....

[12ci]

another twist:

The hospital even billed Eckert for the procedures and is threatening to take him to collections if he doesn’t pay.

otherwise, nothing we didn't already know...
http://rt.com/usa/hospital-bills-eckert-search-270/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[guitargeek]

My granduncle Charlie was a prospector, had a couple silver claims in New Mexico, built a little house in Deming.
He left the house to my mom, she had some stuff stored there and I had to drive down from Espanola to get it. The locals kept telling me, "Don't get pulled over! Watch your speed!"

Now I know why...

[guitargeek]

Also, there is a doctor named Okay Odocha, M.D.

Somehow, this makes me happy.

[guitargeek]

BAD DOG! BAD!

http://aattp.org/another-horrific-case- ... ent-video/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[GOSTAZ]

I am very glad to be a fat middle-aged guy. I can clench my buttocks all day long and the coppers will never notice. Sounds like the doc and the dicks need to have a cranial exam as it appears they are hiding contraband in their asshats...

[12ci]

K-9 named Leo

best dog name ever

[MATPOC]

apparently best dog ever

[guitargeek]

apparently best dog ever

Really? That's what you take away from this story?

I'd call that dog Shit Head.

[Mk3]

Wait, back up, a dog is the catalyst....The animal INFAMOUS FOR SNIFFING YOUR ASS! Dudes are getting medical fetishist butt raped because a dog likes to sniff asses. I guess they're just lucky he didn't sniff the front. If the dog sniffs a woman does the OBGYN get involved?

[Rench]

This reads like something out of an alien abduction horror movie. I'd love to crack a few jokes, but something about it is deeply offensive as an American and even just a human.

To riff a little though, do you think they would have gone as far or as low under the radar if the suspect/victim was a female? I mean, you're a very narrow and rapidly disappearing line from institutional rape here in either sex.

-Rench

[MATPOC]

this story is deeply disturbing considering number of violations of simple human rights and the fact that all the anal probing happened outside the time frame specified by the warrant and outside jurisdiction, not to mention procedures themselves, repeated cavity search after a negative x-ray followed up by more invasive surgical procedures? I'm surprised we didn;t hear about after someone subjected to this simply didn't lite up the hospital, it's doctors or the arresting officers with some machine gun fire, cause you know this reminds me about the scene from Pulp fiction...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVRPz6-Tkww" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[red]

all the anal probing

My god, it's all so clear now. The Grey aliens have taken over out govt and law enforcement to expand their space tourist probing empire.

Jokes aside, how did this not become a larger news story? You can basically be anally raped repeatedly by a licensed physician because a "trained" police dog has cued that you have contraband in your corn hole? I've heard from LEO friends that most of these dogs are taught a subtle hand signal that will make them react as if they have found drugs/guns/explosives.

[guitargeek]

all the anal probing

My god, it's all so clear now. The Grey aliens have taken over out govt and law enforcement to expand their space tourist probing empire.

You know, Deming's only a couple hundred miles from Roswell...

[MATPOC]

I've heard from LEO friends that most of these dogs are taught a subtle hand signal that will make them react as if they have found drugs/guns/explosives.

Yep, I was told same thing, which means the Dog becomes a Joker: need a warrant? call K-9, they will get you a warrant... sad thing is that K-9 is a great tool but it's also a back door which allows for abuse of power.

[Toonce(s)]

Dude got a paycheck...


http://www.examiner.com/article/driver- ... settlement" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[DerGolgo]

No, that's not a paycheck. That's the pension check. Not a pension check, but the pension check. Just the one that covers it all.