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whatcha doing?
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- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Re: whatcha doing?
Thanks Rench. Things are looking bad enough that the big players are going to have to prop up the service industries so they don't evaporate completely, because they won't be able to just magically appear when prices go back up. The IT peeps and software developers we lost will find work easily enough, but the processing geophysicists are pretty fucked. Lost a good friend and project buddy, sad day.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
I was wondering how long it'd take for that shit to start hitting.
Sorry, man.
--Jaeger
Sorry, man.

--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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Re: whatcha doing?
Electrified ukulele.
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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Re: whatcha doing?
The electrified ukulele is seriously jangleplatz. Time to break out the distortion pedal.guitargeek wrote:Electrified ukulele.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
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Re: whatcha doing?
http://image.slidesharecdn.com/uxmeetup ... 1401049789" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

-Rench

-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
Fixed that for ya.Rench wrote:
-Rench
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
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Re: whatcha doing?
Yeah sorry, no readily available code on mobile. 
-Rench

-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Re: whatcha doing?
Adminning this board.
Because I read this:
Yes, the mobile style isn't so good with the code buttons, I know.
I also know I'll get kicked for pointing out the following to you.
The default full style will adjust itself to fit small screens, and the buttons will still be there.
I actually just checked it on my phone, them buttons are there. Even the one for font color.
Because I read this:
Don't do that! Don't scare me like that!Rench wrote:Yeah sorry, no readily available code on mobile.
-Rench

Yes, the mobile style isn't so good with the code buttons, I know.
I also know I'll get kicked for pointing out the following to you.

The default full style will adjust itself to fit small screens, and the buttons will still be there.
I actually just checked it on my phone, them buttons are there. Even the one for font color.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- wyckedsin
- Barista of Doom
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- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Re: whatcha doing?
That sucks Toonce, being in a similarly volatile industry I can commiserate on sudden declines in my market. In fact, a lot of construction people jumped over to O&G in the last few years, I wonder if any of them will be crawling back anytime soon.
Houston is still booming, just sayin'...
Houston is still booming, just sayin'...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Re: whatcha doing?
I guess I neglected to mention that our headquarters in Houston lost 70 people 
Yeah overall the economy seems to be doing okay though.

Yeah overall the economy seems to be doing okay though.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Re: whatcha doing?
If you don't mind my asking, what is the company name?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Re: whatcha doing?
Ion Geophysical. http://www.iongeo.comBigshankhank wrote:If you don't mind my asking, what is the company name?
The Calgary office is actually going to be closed.
Been to Houston a few times. I really want to find a reason to visit the Edinburgh office.
I heard to not ever eat a burrito in Edinburgh though.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Hmm, never heard of them, but then again every energy company in the world is here now, and they are all building new office buildings along the I-10 "Energy Corridor". I wonder how many of those projects will sputter a bit for lack of funding. Same with the billions in new road projects slated for West Texas where additional trucking is tearing up the roads for all the shale oil being extracted.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Re: whatcha doing?
Ion is just a new name for an old company, used to be IO (Input-Output Inc) for decades, since they spun off from Texas Instruments to make land seismic sensors. A several mergers and acquisitions later they finally noticed that Input-Output was a dumb name. Been around since the dawn of seismic. Office was in Stafford til recently.Bigshankhank wrote:Hmm, never heard of them, but then again every energy company in the world is here now, and they are all building new office buildings along the I-10 "Energy Corridor". I wonder how many of those projects will sputter a bit for lack of funding. Same with the billions in new road projects slated for West Texas where additional trucking is tearing up the roads for all the shale oil being extracted.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Steeling myself for spending some time on the garage floor to fix an exhaust leak on my wife's car--I HATE doing exhaust work.
Then I need to deal with a coolant leak on my car and finish repairing the front wing that broke when I hit a dog on the way to work last week.
I only have like six beers left. Good thing, too.
Then I need to deal with a coolant leak on my car and finish repairing the front wing that broke when I hit a dog on the way to work last week.
I only have like six beers left. Good thing, too.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
... trying to read the short novel that came with Buttzilla and AZRider's Chanumas card that only arrived today. 

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
You're one to talk, Herr Doktor... What's the German word for "wall of text"?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?

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Oh, text, not tags, I thought you'd said tags ...

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Finally.

--Jaeger

--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
Okay. The suspiciously german biker, who uses his English lit degree to spin contracting proposals in order to feed his stealth-jewish kids (his words) now also has a black belt.
I smell a tv series in there ....
I smell a tv series in there ....

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: whatcha doing?
Nice, congrats!
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
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"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
Cursing out my damn ISP, the cable company.
Something is a bit ... off. Well, fucked.
Half the time I try to access google, I get an error message. Like, any time I try to search for anything. Bing works a little better, but only a little. Facebook won't work at all. Amazon Prime will load, eventually, but damn if I can watch a video.
And yet, this place pops up, fresh and not from cache, like always. Wikipedia, too. Even lets me search for stuff. WTF?
I suspected my DNS settings, but fiddling around with those didn't help any, either. Rebooting, different browsers, resetting the cable modem, unplugging the wireless router and going straight to the modem, no joy. The websites that are, in a way, most important to me work fine. But no others.
I tried calling tech support, but all I got was a "the wait will be more than eight minutes ..." which I know is company speak for "We have no clue when anybody will be available for you."
Internet on my phone works, which let my find out that the cable company has basically shut down most of it's services in the entire land, or state, due to some technical glitch or other.
What the fuck is going on there! Fucking heck, what kind of incompetent morons work there?!?!
...
Oh.
...
Guess I can find out at work tomorrow ...
EDIT: Netflix seems to work. Small blessings...
Something is a bit ... off. Well, fucked.
Half the time I try to access google, I get an error message. Like, any time I try to search for anything. Bing works a little better, but only a little. Facebook won't work at all. Amazon Prime will load, eventually, but damn if I can watch a video.
And yet, this place pops up, fresh and not from cache, like always. Wikipedia, too. Even lets me search for stuff. WTF?
I suspected my DNS settings, but fiddling around with those didn't help any, either. Rebooting, different browsers, resetting the cable modem, unplugging the wireless router and going straight to the modem, no joy. The websites that are, in a way, most important to me work fine. But no others.
I tried calling tech support, but all I got was a "the wait will be more than eight minutes ..." which I know is company speak for "We have no clue when anybody will be available for you."
Internet on my phone works, which let my find out that the cable company has basically shut down most of it's services in the entire land, or state, due to some technical glitch or other.
What the fuck is going on there! Fucking heck, what kind of incompetent morons work there?!?!

...
Oh.

...
Guess I can find out at work tomorrow ...

EDIT: Netflix seems to work. Small blessings...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Currently researching the numerous problems with my 96 Merc W202 (C280). Blocked up EGR, vacuum leak and random misfires. Misfires are likely related to the EGR, so I gotta clean that, the vacuum leak, well the Germans in their infinite wisdom linked a whole gaggle of systems to the engine vacuum, among them the blend door for the AC (not uncommon) as well as the transmission kick down and inexplicably the windows. Problems like this keep me from working on my bike.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
That's got the big six, right? Nice car, fast and comfy.Bigshankhank wrote:C280
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
Turns out the problem wasn't my ISP/employer, after all. It was the Avast anti-virus.
I found that, while Chrome and Firefox wouldn't load facebook, Comodo Dragon would, a Chrome variant from the makers of Comodo Firewall. Turns out, Comodo and Avast, they don't cooperate.
Avast does some extra scanning when an https connection is established, and this somehow didn't work and things would get stuck and websites wouldn't load. Huh.
Interesting to see the problem from the other side, it is. You know how many customers I've told to check some firewall or whatnot to see whether that is blocking something? Very many.
I found that, while Chrome and Firefox wouldn't load facebook, Comodo Dragon would, a Chrome variant from the makers of Comodo Firewall. Turns out, Comodo and Avast, they don't cooperate.
Avast does some extra scanning when an https connection is established, and this somehow didn't work and things would get stuck and websites wouldn't load. Huh.
Interesting to see the problem from the other side, it is. You know how many customers I've told to check some firewall or whatnot to see whether that is blocking something? Very many.

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Don't know about it being a "big" six, its a 2.8 liter inline 6, my Toyota Avalon had a bigger V6 in it (3.6L IIRC) although it is RWD which makes it a little more fun except that it is also rather heavy so drifting is a bit tough.guitargeek wrote:That's got the big six, right? Nice car, fast and comfy.Bigshankhank wrote:C280
Nice car yes, very fast, my dad always drove it around at 90mph and scared the hell out of my mom with it. A little cramped on the inside, comparable to a modern Corolla size-wise but comfortable. There's a reason it has been in the family since new in 96 and 250k later it still runs like a top, it just needs to get caught up on maintenance after a few years of my daughter's neglect. I tried to tell her an old Mercedes needs more than oil changes, but at least she kept up on those.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- wyckedsin
- Barista of Doom
- Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Hunting knife in a darkened room? I just get that mental picture...wyckedsin wrote:Getting ready to shave my head...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Biggest motor available for that platform, wasn't it?Bigshankhank wrote:
Don't know about it being a "big" six, its a 2.8 liter inline
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken