Surgery is Friday.
Need to figure out what to do with bike, as my riding season days are suddenly from the mid 80's to 0.
Anyway, just wanted to let people know I wasn't dead yet.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Gimped. Sadly (or not) not gimp club eligible.
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0l4fderstout
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Gimped. Sadly (or not) not gimp club eligible.
I was in PA at a LARP and managed a High Ankle Sprain, and a fracture of my fibula on my *good* leg.
Surgery is Friday.
Need to figure out what to do with bike, as my riding season days are suddenly from the mid 80's to 0.
Anyway, just wanted to let people know I wasn't dead yet.
and before pix request:
Surgery is Friday.
Need to figure out what to do with bike, as my riding season days are suddenly from the mid 80's to 0.
Anyway, just wanted to let people know I wasn't dead yet.
and before pix request:
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Gimped. Sadly (or not) not gimp club eligible.
Congratulations on not dying. I never realized LARPing was such an intense, injury prone event. I remember doing it when I was a pre-teen but back then it wasn't called LARP, rather it was just kids roaming around drainage channels and smacking each other with swords made out of broom handles (or the really hardcore kids had proper kendo sticks).
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
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Re: Gimped. Sadly (or not) not gimp club eligible.
Ouch! Hope you heal up quickly and get some cool weather riding in before the snows come.
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Re: Gimped. Sadly (or not) not gimp club eligible.
D’oh!
Yeah, I’m a former Marklander and SCA member from many moons ago, so I’ve done my share of frat fighting. Shit, the LARP stuff is supposed to be more gentle!
Glad you’re not dead, anyway. Where in PA? When you say “LARP” do you really mean “Pennsic”?
--Jaeger
Yeah, I’m a former Marklander and SCA member from many moons ago, so I’ve done my share of frat fighting. Shit, the LARP stuff is supposed to be more gentle!
Glad you’re not dead, anyway. Where in PA? When you say “LARP” do you really mean “Pennsic”?
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Gimped. Sadly (or not) not gimp club eligible.
The eligibility criterion for Gimp Club is titanium-reinforced posthumanism. Or suitable substitute metallic bone-farkle, or whatever else makes for interesting x-rays. And anyone who wishes to argue that only riding-related-ruinations.
Come on. LARPing. Getting gimped while LARPing. That activity, in this place, has to be a special exception. Or inception. You know what I mean.
So, welcome to Gimp Club I guess! I'm so sorry.
Nice to know you ain't dead yet!
Come on. LARPing. Getting gimped while LARPing. That activity, in this place, has to be a special exception. Or inception. You know what I mean.
So, welcome to Gimp Club I guess! I'm so sorry.
Nice to know you ain't dead yet!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Gimped. Sadly (or not) not gimp club eligible.
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.