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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:51 am

So, she has me looking at real estate in a separate window. I click off it, and this pops up.
I'm special.


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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
Contact:

Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:22 pm

I thought Monster Zero was taller...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:40 am

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Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:17 am

I went to high school with Wil. He's a great guy and definitely has a sense of humor. I think he would love that shirt.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:44 pm

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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:45 am

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:27 pm

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I can't believe somebody did this. Ducati must feel even more shame than usual since it appears their bike wasn't up to the task necessitating this uglification. First their GP bikes now their Hyper?
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue May 01, 2012 5:39 am

I just think its funny that they put a notoriously short actor on such a tall bike. Check out those tippy toes!
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Tue May 01, 2012 9:29 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:I just think its funny that they put a notoriously short actor on such a tall bike. Check out those tippy toes!
nah, the Aprilia SXV is shorter than the Hyper (and cooler, and faster, and better looking and it's all fucking ugly upped just so someone could have a "brand' moment - ok, less reliable.) AAAAARRRGGHHH!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue May 01, 2012 9:50 am

goose wrote:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:I just think its funny that they put a notoriously short actor on such a tall bike. Check out those tippy toes!
nah, the Aprilia SXV is shorter than the Hyper (and cooler, and faster, and better looking and it's all fucking ugly upped just so someone could have a "brand' moment - ok, less reliable.) AAAAARRRGGHHH!
Of course you'd have to adjust the valves after every take on the SXV.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Thu May 03, 2012 4:28 pm

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri May 04, 2012 9:28 am

May the 4th be with you...


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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Fri May 11, 2012 6:08 pm

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The hills are alive with the sound of a flat twin.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat May 12, 2012 3:32 am

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat May 12, 2012 4:31 am

Thanks Piccini, it still better than David Hassellhoff.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Sat May 12, 2012 7:02 am

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"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Sat May 12, 2012 7:14 am

Oh, my do I need a set of those bags for my bomber!
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Mon May 14, 2012 8:29 am

Sitting enjoying a coffee on Sunday afternoon and what happens by but a parade of Unicorns!

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Even funnier was the guy across the street yelling "You're not real! You don't exist!"

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

SpecialK
Magnum Jihad
Location: 'round

Post by SpecialK » Mon May 14, 2012 2:35 pm

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“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu May 17, 2012 3:10 pm

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Fri May 18, 2012 6:05 pm

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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Sat May 19, 2012 6:52 am

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"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat May 19, 2012 8:23 am

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SpecialK
Magnum Jihad
Location: 'round

Post by SpecialK » Sun May 20, 2012 1:19 pm

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“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Mon May 21, 2012 6:16 am

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Tue May 22, 2012 3:03 pm

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Tue May 22, 2012 3:17 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Wed May 23, 2012 10:49 am

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Thu May 24, 2012 12:00 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Thu May 24, 2012 6:00 pm

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"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

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