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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:11 am

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And while this isn't realy a pic, it's involving pics, so this is as good a place as any:


If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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DerGolgo
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:04 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:29 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:37 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:57 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Re: Random Pics

Post by Zim » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:30 pm

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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DerGolgo
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:39 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

Hengry
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Location: Chicago

Re: Random Pics

Post by Hengry » Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:21 pm

......Batman!

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MATPOC
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Re: Random Pics

Post by MATPOC » Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:04 pm

Does Mianus have a shooting range
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DerGolgo
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:04 am

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...let's face it, we'd all watch that, wouldn't we... even the non-geeks among us...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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DerGolgo
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:52 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Jaeger
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Jaeger » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:18 pm

HAHAHAHAA

If he's still playing in NYC I'd guarantee they didn't even look at his face.

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Re: Random Pics

Post by guitargeek » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:01 pm

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Bo_9
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Bo_9 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:05 am

:lol:
When an old man dies a library burns...

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"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
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Re: Random Pics

Post by SidVicious » Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:53 pm

*runs off to look at porn*
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Zim
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Zim » Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:32 pm

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Re: Random Pics

Post by guitargeek » Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:37 pm

ZIM
FTW
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Jaeger
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Jaeger » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:04 pm

guitargeek wrote:ZIM
FTW
I'm not sure whether this should be here or Moto Pr0n, but yes -- well done!

(That chick is fuckin' HAWT, mang. Maybe it's the leathers.)

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:30 am

I have no random pic right now, but I've always thought this should be a sticky and, today, I did it! Why? I'm unpredictable!!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Bo_9
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Bo_9 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:01 am

Zim wrote:Image
Dane Rowe...
Bad Ass!
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

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DerGolgo
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:57 pm

Oh, I LOVE George Takei's Twitter feed.
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My fave recently:
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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DerGolgo
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:53 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Re: Random Pics

Post by Zim » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:35 pm

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Jaeger
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Jaeger » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:55 pm

Zim wrote:BIG FUCKIN' LION
I don't know what that is or why, but I desperately want it for my front lawn. Gorgeous.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Zim
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Zim » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:45 pm

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Re: Random Pics

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:40 pm

^^
That would belong in bike porn, no?
I wonder, when I first got an internet, one Brazilian company was still making a VW powered bike. Dunno whether it was Amazonas or somebody else. But do they still, that'd be interesting to know ... to the google!

EDIT:
found it
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Re: Random Pics

Post by calamari kid » Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:23 am

Zim wrote:Image

That is an amazing thing that I did not know existed in the world. My life is enriched, thank you.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

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Magnum Jihad
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Re: Random Pics

Post by JoJoLesh » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:13 pm

Not a photo, but what the hell, made me smile .

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Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Re: Random Pics

Post by Zim » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:43 pm

DerGolgo wrote:^^
That would belong in bike porn, no?
No. Oh my, no. Maybe?

I posted it here as an oddity, but it's not really a boat floater for me. I find BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n to be more sleek and less fetishtistic as that Beetle-powered lump.

But, of course, to each their own. :mrgreen:

The Cami Secret video? A lacy dickey? Now that's porn! Grrr!
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Barista of Doom
Location: Colorado not Nevada!

Re: Random Pics

Post by wheezy e » Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:43 am

Here, have a bucket of Doom, it's made just down the street from me. Personally I'm not crazy about the stuff. Sure, it tastes ok but it makes things go kinda fuzzy for a couple hours.

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