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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.

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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.

To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Post by Photo » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:08 am

The Hippo collapsed


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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:10 am

no lubricant really
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maniacles
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Post by maniacles » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:59 pm

was adequate to

kawabata
Lurker

Post by kawabata » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:32 pm

go to fuck

deaconblooz
Magnum Jihad
Location: Chicago - suburban

Post by deaconblooz » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:57 am

under these circumstances.

purple passion
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA

Post by purple passion » Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:57 pm

anything is possible
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"

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Post by rhinoviper » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:24 am

KY and JBWeld.
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