*to be completely honest I have yet to see a shrub.....or a camel....
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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Things to Do in DC When You're Dead
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
Re: Things to Do in DC When You're Dead
oh yeah kat, check out this scenery:
*to be completely honest I have yet to see a shrub.....or a camel....
*to be completely honest I have yet to see a shrub.....or a camel....
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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kitkat
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: pacNW
Re: Things to Do in DC When You're Dead
Regular Lawrence of Arabia you are.
"The ultimate word is I LIKE." --Jack London
auribus teneo lupum
old FJ 1250; MZ Mastiff; Bandit 1200
auribus teneo lupum
old FJ 1250; MZ Mastiff; Bandit 1200
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Things to Do in DC When You're Dead
Hm. Considering how Mr. Lawrence met his end, you may not want to ride where there are many kids on bicycles you might have to swerve around, MK3...kitkat wrote:Regular Lawrence of Arabia you are.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
Re: Things to Do in DC When You're Dead
Something and pave...something and pave.....now what was it?
that shirt was what brought me to this forum in the first place...via rench
that shirt was what brought me to this forum in the first place...via rench
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Things to Do in DC When You're Dead
Duke and knave?
Pluck and bathe?
Duck and shave?
Chuck and Dave?
Pluck and bathe?
Duck and shave?
Chuck and Dave?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
Re: Things to Do in DC When You're Dead
Puke and rave! it was puke and rave. definitely had to do with glowsticks in this crowd
*****wow what a thread jack this has been
*****wow what a thread jack this has been
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."