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whatcha doing?
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
Drinking beer, talking bikes and eating cookies at Jaegerhaus.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Listening to Der Golgo blow his nose like a goddamn walrus in the bathroom.
Seriously, sounds like a wildebeest.
--Jaeger
Seriously, sounds like a wildebeest.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
I'm growing more and more fond of the idea of my detached "guest house"... 
-Rench

-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Drying off. Rode the SV in the rain this afternoon, apparently it was not "rain proofed." Rode it the 18 mi home as a 325cc single.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
EEEEEEW. Mine used to do that. Contributed to my trading her in.Sisyphus wrote:Drying off. Rode the SV in the rain this afternoon, apparently it was not "rain proofed." Rode it the 18 mi home as a 325cc single.
Apparently it's possible to fix, but it's no fun when you're clipping along at highway speed and suddenly your engine is dragging a cylinder.

--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Right. Wouldn't be so bad if it were the cylinder that was easily accessible. Little dab of silicone in the plug boot and I'm all set. I think.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Sitting in a semi-crowded bar in the suburbs. DerGolgo, in thick German accent, just loudly annunciates to his phone "NEWS FOR EBOLA!!!"
-Rench
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
One of the funnier moments from his tour of Oklahoma was when we went to a liquor store to get some beer. The man behind the counter spoke a dialect of Urban (Black) Okie.
"Did you find everything okay? Can I get you anything else?"
"I'm sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying."
So I got to play interpreter.
"Did you find everything okay? Can I get you anything else?"
"I'm sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying."
So I got to play interpreter.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
You're forgetting the funniest bit. From what I recall of that encounter, I was not the only one flummoxed by strange talk. When I told the man I didn't understand, he didn't understand me, either.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
I didn't forget, I just didn't tell the story very well.DerGolgo wrote:You're forgetting the funniest bit. From what I recall of that encounter, I was not the only one flummoxed by strange talk. When I told the man I didn't understand, he didn't understand me, either.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Sorry, it's the perils of posting from my phone...
So yeah, neither party could understand the other, due to their respective accents. I could understand both, and they could both grok my stentorian oration. When needed, I can speak uninflected NPR English.
So yeah, neither party could understand the other, due to their respective accents. I could understand both, and they could both grok my stentorian oration. When needed, I can speak uninflected NPR English.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
I've never heard Robert Siegel say "fuck" quite as much as you do, though.guitargeek wrote:...When needed, I can speak uninflected NPR English.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
I lost it at "uninflected NPR English."
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
At this very moment I'm celebrating my temporary freedom for the first time in two years.
See y'all at DOOM. (Though I fear it's going to be a bit soggy.
)
--Jaeger
See y'all at DOOM. (Though I fear it's going to be a bit soggy.

--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
Ohio.
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: whatcha doing?
Grounded and fuming over an ill-fitting new rear tire which was special ordered.

Yeah, that won't fit. 4.10-18 Kenda in foreground, Heidenau 4.00-18 in back.

Yeah, that won't fit. 4.10-18 Kenda in foreground, Heidenau 4.00-18 in back.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
I'm feeling not myself. In a good way. Instead of the standard diet of miller Lite, Jack Daniels and Metallica, I'm having a glass of fantastic Merlot, listening to Lorde's lesser known tunes, mostly live (kid is a prodigy, don't ignore her just because she's popular right now), but still working on the sportie. 3rd shifter shaft seal in a month. Must be installation error...
-Rench
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
- wyckedsin
- Barista of Doom
- Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...
Re: whatcha doing?
Sitting on my porch, drinking redbull to washdown some Norco while waiting for some dude i have never talked to on the phone, named Rench, to call me...typing is not my friend right now
Sanity has left the building
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Lmao, sorry man. I sent that PM and went to bed. I'll hit you up this afternoon.
-Rench
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: whatcha doing?
Having a glass of my own special variation of the Rusty Nail and watching Big Ass Spider!
Which is surprisingly entertaining and well done, doesn't even look all that cheap.
Which is surprisingly entertaining and well done, doesn't even look all that cheap.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Thinking about getting out of bed. I've been here a couple days.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Geek, sometimes you have to take the good, take the bad, take 'em both and then you'll have the facts of life. Out of bed is where it all happens.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Taking a break from replacing the floor under my toilet.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
We take it back, better to stay in bed if that's what you're putting off. 
-Rench

-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
What, you think I take to bed because I'm afraid of the world outside? Really?Bigshankhank wrote:Geek, sometimes you have to take the good, take the bad, take 'em both and then you'll have the facts of life. Out of bed is where it all happens.
No, man, I have lupus. I spent too much time brush hogging on the tractor the other day, got too much sun, and missed a dose of some meds. Add that up and it equals bedtime for gg.
But I'll sure try to keep your wise wisdom in mind...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Sorry Geek, don't follow you on Facebook so I don't know about your medical condition.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
Better today, actually, though I still have to finish this fucking floor...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
-
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: whatcha doing?
Gross.guitargeek wrote:brush hogging on the tractor
Insensitive bastard.Bigshankhank wrote:Sorry Geek

"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: whatcha doing?
I've been dicking around trying to get what are supposedly the lightest, grippy-est, most fragrant, best tasting, longest lasting wonder tire in the history of tires... since the end of September. I was hoping to have a set before going to DOOM on wear bars, but that didn't happen.
So the rear tire eventually flew overhead on it's way from Germany to California, and then back over to this side of the country, only to be way off in size. That one (pictured a few posts up) didn't even fit in the swing arm. Front was back-ordered. Much to the annoyance of the moto supplier, I convinced them to take back the special order tire, cancel the front, and order a better sized set.
That order was supposed to be placed today, but I got a call saying the new front is unavailable in the US.
Today I said fuggit and ordered a set of Shinkos that could have had on the bike already.
The end of the riding season is rapidly approaching, and I'm missing out on riding.
So the rear tire eventually flew overhead on it's way from Germany to California, and then back over to this side of the country, only to be way off in size. That one (pictured a few posts up) didn't even fit in the swing arm. Front was back-ordered. Much to the annoyance of the moto supplier, I convinced them to take back the special order tire, cancel the front, and order a better sized set.
That order was supposed to be placed today, but I got a call saying the new front is unavailable in the US.

The end of the riding season is rapidly approaching, and I'm missing out on riding.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Re: whatcha doing?
This is why you keep a spare around. Spare bike I mean.
-Rench

-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni