BEST. HEADLINE. EVER. !!!!!!!!

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BEST. HEADLINE. EVER. !!!!!!!!

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:27 am

Not this one, but that one:
Slade Sohmer on hypervocal.com wrote:Cross-Dressing, Porn Store-Owning Catholic Priest Busted in Meth Ring
Seriously! A cross dressing priest, that would hardly be worth a raised eye-brow these days. A priest owning a porn store, that's definitely worth a chuckle. A priest involved in a meth ring, that's about the only truly bad thing about this affair.
But the trifecta!! Oh, if this was on "Breaking Bad", everyone would just assume that, yep, that show has jumped the shark, nothing so ridiculous would have been written in otherwise.
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But wait, there's more!
Slade Sohmer on hypervocal.com wrote:A cross-dressing Catholic priest, who had been suspended by church officials after he was found to be having sex with men in the rectory, was arrested by police for allegedly dealing crystal meth.
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During his post-priesthood life, the 61-year-old bought a porn shop called “Land of Oz” that sells sex toys and X-rated DVDs.
If that isn't an argument why firing priests who will rather diddle adults than kids is bad, this is it - they'll just decide to go on an all out offensive!
This is downright inspiring, were it not for the crystal meth, I'd even contribute to his defense fund!
There's even a video there, but it's non-youtube so the embed won't work, but if you just asked yourself "Gee, what a story - I wonder how Fox News would cover this!", wonder no longer!
Click Here instead!

Now, this is a canard, a hoax, the usual media hype, nothing quite as dramatic as this sounds like.
WRONG! There are further, corroborating sources:
http://www.sfgate.com/local/article/Sou ... 203841.php
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/2 ... 32593.html
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/01/22/met ... ctory-sex/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... cally.html

If he wasn't a scumbag meth dealer, we should build this man a statue, a big one, too!


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Post by Jaeger » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:12 pm

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Re: BEST. HEADLINE. EVER. !!!!!!!!

Post by goose » Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:35 pm

New spin-off for Breaking Bad?

If it were a nun, would it be Breaking a Bad Habit?

What a truly excellent world we live in. :roll:
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:59 am

The catholic church, working there seems to be the gateway job to the drug business:

http://rapsinews.com/news/20130130/266244718.html
someone not identified on rapsinews.com wrote:Catholic priest arrested in Moscow airport with cocaine in stomach
MOSCOW, January 30 - RAPSI.
The drug police have arrested a Catholic priest from Colombia at Sheremetyevo Airport in Moscow who attempted to smuggle 13 packages of cocaine into the country in his stomach, the Federal Drug Control Service reported on Wednesday.
Considering where this one is from, it not only fits, a pattern seems to occur.
American priests with meth? Check.
Colombian priests with cocaine? Check.
If there was a catholic church in Afghanistan, the priests with bags of smack in their stomach would surely be next.
What else fits in here?
Swiss priests smuggling LSD? German priests smuggling ecstasy? Irish priests moving whisky is old news already, of course.
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