We were in a similar situation. Docs told us no chance w/o spending the $$$ for IVR. Being generally broke, this crapped on our spirits. However, the universe had different plans. Our first is due in mid Jan.
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Congrats!
We were in a similar situation. Docs told us no chance w/o spending the $$$ for IVR. Being generally broke, this crapped on our spirits. However, the universe had different plans. Our first is due in mid Jan.
We were in a similar situation. Docs told us no chance w/o spending the $$$ for IVR. Being generally broke, this crapped on our spirits. However, the universe had different plans. Our first is due in mid Jan.
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A victory over capitalism! Down with proprietary fertility - open source kids for the win!red wrote:Congrats!
We were in a similar situation. Docs told us no chance w/o spending the $$$ for IVR. Being generally broke, this crapped on our spirits. However, the universe had different plans. Our first is due in mid Jan.
In all seriousness: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
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red wrote:Congrats!
We were in a similar situation. Docs told us no chance w/o spending the $$$ for IVR. Being generally broke, this crapped on our spirits. However, the universe had different plans. Our first is due in mid Jan.
jangleplatz! Quite the game changer!
It was interesting when one of the nurses noted that it was in our file "Patient understands that there is less than a 0.01% chance of conception".......... Hope everything goes smooth.
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So 5-6 years on and the kid is a kid. Ups downs adventures in all. Yeah.... most of it's on the evil FB. We're the product but it's easy to keep up with people......
name that Pokemon.....
name that Pokemon.....
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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Shit for a second I thought GuitarGeek resurrected another ancient thread...mtne wrote:So 5-6 years on and the kid is a kid. Ups downs adventures in all. Yeah.... most of it's on the evil FB. We're the product but it's easy to keep up with people......
name that Pokemon.....
Awesome work on keeping the kid happy and healthy! Soon he'll be cutting the grass for you, then you're on Dad Easy Street.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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I came for the necromancy and found child rearing. I'm confused.
(Grats on making it to the mostly fun part. Now, comes the test of patience, because soon they will not be too cute to eat when they do crazy stuff..)
(Grats on making it to the mostly fun part. Now, comes the test of patience, because soon they will not be too cute to eat when they do crazy stuff..)
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is that a Mimikyu??mtne wrote: name that Pokemon.....
There, I said it.
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There was a bit of a baby boom a few years ago. A few of us have been around long enough to watch each other get old and gray.0l4fderstout wrote:I came for the necromancy and found child rearing. I'm confused.
(Grats on making it to the mostly fun part. Now, comes the test of patience, because soon they will not be too cute to eat when they do crazy stuff..)
It's funny, several of the folks at DOOM this year commented "yeah, I just don't feel like staying up all night getting shithammered, we should get some sleep... goddamn, what are we saying? we're getting old!"
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More riding that way anyway! Hit the road at 4am end at dark or a bit after!
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Can't believe I missed the "Expect the unexpected" part when this thread first came out.
We Gemini's always have to be on guard...
Can't believe I missed the "Expect the unexpected" part when this thread first came out.
We Gemini's always have to be on guard...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Bigshankhank
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Re: Expect the unexpected.
To whit;
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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
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Re: Expect the unexpected.
Yes, for some reason that's his favorite mon......... mom had to sew it up with a little help from Thacks better half.jae wrote:is that a Mimikyu??mtne wrote: name that Pokemon.....
Oh yeah, we play PoGo too......
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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that's fun. my boys are 8 and 9, PoGo gives us a good reason to go out on family walks, though they've been into the card game for several years now after coming across my little brother's stash from 20 years ago while staying with my parents... my wife and I have been roped in a little bit, but it's good fun...mtne wrote:
Yes, for some reason that's his favorite mon......... mom had to sew it up with a little help from Thacks better half.
Oh yeah, we play PoGo too......
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There, I said it.
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7916 0319 2834jae wrote:Oh yeah, we play PoGo too......
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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