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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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How did you find the UTMC?
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
How did you find the UTMC?
Some heard from others, or were OGs, but how did you/us others from the Outlying districts find this place?
Halloween 2006: I Googled "Motorcycle Cult" My heart skipped and I didn't do any "work" work for the rest of the day, I was so goddam giddy.
Halloween 2006: I Googled "Motorcycle Cult" My heart skipped and I didn't do any "work" work for the rest of the day, I was so goddam giddy.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
- Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
He:Who:Shall:Remain:Unnamed told me about it, spoke very glowingly of the people here, recommended I jine up.
Go figure, huh?
Go figure, huh?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
I followed His Beemerness over from a previous (and to remain unnamed) attempt to create something of this sort. Yeah, I'm just fuckin' old-school!
Sorry, I couldn't resist that.










Sorry, I couldn't resist that.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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- MeatShipGuder
- Location: South Carolina
- Contact:
I believe I was Googling "ride in the rain."
At the time, I was mainly on vintage bike sites which poo-pooed the question as sacrilage.
I lurked because I had recently moved from Denver and liked the chatter.
I signed up to ask if I could use the bomb-n-bars on a GS1000L I was blacking out.
At the time, I was mainly on vintage bike sites which poo-pooed the question as sacrilage.
I lurked because I had recently moved from Denver and liked the chatter.
I signed up to ask if I could use the bomb-n-bars on a GS1000L I was blacking out.
Yes I believe but I'd rather not pray.
What I believe in I'd rather not say...
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
What I believe in I'd rather not say...
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
It was a dark and stormy night. I alone was at the helm. The rest of the crew were gone. Greybeards all 'round. Everything else had been swept away except my own body. Luckily, with my own knife I was able to whittle myself a new head...
With that head I was able to read the email my wife had forwarded me from Rev CBL which contained a link.
With that head I was able to read the email my wife had forwarded me from Rev CBL which contained a link.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
- rubber buccaneer
- Magnum Jihad
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle, WA
- Contact:
CJP turned me on to it. We had been (and still are) cultivating a local rider's group of almost identical ideals in the Seattle area.
This place has the web infrastructure and national/global community aspect already in place, though, and makes a great compliment to ZKMC.
I look forward to longer trips across the US, where I can meet up with folks I only know thus far from the forums...
This place has the web infrastructure and national/global community aspect already in place, though, and makes a great compliment to ZKMC.
I look forward to longer trips across the US, where I can meet up with folks I only know thus far from the forums...
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
I had a string of HD Sportsters and was looking to do some long distance riding on the one in my stable. I yahoo'd "sportster touring" and found an article on the main page written by a long ago member named "Monk" who wrote about how versatile my bike could be. It was several months of reading all the articles on the front page before I ventured onto the forum.
So far I have recruited noone, and the one patch I have I lost a couple weekends ago before I got to affix it to my jackt. I am a poor example of what is right.
So far I have recruited noone, and the one patch I have I lost a couple weekends ago before I got to affix it to my jackt. I am a poor example of what is right.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
- Sockpuppet
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Bowling Green KY
I dont know. I think the nuke and pave, but I am not sure. I like it here though.
I even after bondoing the small dent in my tank. painted the sides flat black, put a UTMC sticker on each side and matte clearcoated it.
The paint was sht though and I have to do it over. And I suck at painting.
I even after bondoing the small dent in my tank. painted the sides flat black, put a UTMC sticker on each side and matte clearcoated it.
The paint was sht though and I have to do it over. And I suck at painting.
Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Chicago - suburban
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- Chrome Bratwurst Extraordinaire
- Location: 91945
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Fuckin' YEAH! YEAH! YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER!!bndgkmf wrote:Fucking guitargeek that fucker.
GG's recruits... represent!

Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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- Ministry of Tru7h
- Location: berkeley, calif
- Contact:
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I'm an OG, and was there in the beginning after that other club got its patches pulled by some A-holes.
Thank you Darth Beemer, for showing us the way.
That other club sucked anyway.
I'm still pissed about the fact that I rode with them for over 2 years, rode through two goddamned winters, was around ALL the fucking time for years even before I HAD a bike, then was suddenly remanded back to being a "prospect" when we tried to get all official and organized.
That whole experience soured me on motorcycle clubs.
Beemer Dan stuck up for me, though, and I've always appreciated that.
And the more that I think about it, the more I am that I am now and forever going to dub him "Darth Beemer."
Thank you Darth Beemer, for showing us the way.
That other club sucked anyway.
I'm still pissed about the fact that I rode with them for over 2 years, rode through two goddamned winters, was around ALL the fucking time for years even before I HAD a bike, then was suddenly remanded back to being a "prospect" when we tried to get all official and organized.
That whole experience soured me on motorcycle clubs.
Beemer Dan stuck up for me, though, and I've always appreciated that.
And the more that I think about it, the more I am that I am now and forever going to dub him "Darth Beemer."
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: B right on!!
- Contact:
Late '03 early '04 ish I met Ames and Jeremy(non active) through Lifeon2 who was a roommate and mastermind of a little online motorcycle magazine (Called Life on 2) we were doing at the time. I believe Lifeon2 heard about the site from the guys at Aerostitch. I also used to keep circles with the peeps thet Ames eluded to in his post. Small worlds collide. First big do was one of mtne's bbq's and it's all been jolly from there.
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that
-Motorcycle - List of accessories that proves my commitment to said motorcycle
-Motorcycle - List of accessories that proves my commitment to said motorcycle
- BlackSamBonney
- Magnum Jihad
trying to find Cafe' stuff for my little 175 I ran across a link I don't even remember now were it was but I do remember
thinking with a name like Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult; I've got to see this ,fuck getting on Homeland security's watch list.
thinking with a name like Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult; I've got to see this ,fuck getting on Homeland security's watch list.
2009 Suzuki TU 250
1985 Honda Elite 250-urban assault scooter
1985 Honda Elite 250-urban assault scooter