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This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Option the First:
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
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Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Ban Guzzi
- I AM THE MOTOR!
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by Ban Guzzi » Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:24 pm
...due to a good suggestion, I will now be known as Ban Guzzi.
That should appease all people and maybe remind me that one day I MAY (doubtful) get myself banned for being a prick!!
Enjoy yourselves and let the poo flinging begin.
For the RetArds out there, I am the artiste' formally known as Bandit12/ Bandit.
go fuck yourselves...
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:37 pm
You do realize that your new name sounds alot like you want Guzzis to be banninated of the roads, don't you?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Ban Guzzi
- I AM THE MOTOR!
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by Ban Guzzi » Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:51 pm
yeah...nothings perfect eh?
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!
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Gauss
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Denver
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Contact:
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by Gauss » Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:16 pm
Ban Guzzi wrote:
For the RetArds out there, I am the artiste' formally known as Bandit12/ Bandit.
Who the fuck is Bandit12?
Yah name switching attention whore.....
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Muppet
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Hollywood(!)
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Contact:
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by Muppet » Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:16 pm
CHRIST!
can't you decide on one thing?!?!?
LUFF YOU!
(notice: this is drunk mupp using the message board as personal message space again, please ignore...unless you are mah fluff of course!)
btw, got ure message...like uhh, a month ago. yeah, i suck. but thanks for it! i was across le pond whn you ringed me.
btw, will be in d-town in Feb, and i fully expect your ass to be out and participating in some activity with me. if that activity included alcohol, that'd be even better
it's been forever since i've seen you. and i MISS MAH FLUFFFFFF!
xx
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"Does he have a motorcycle? If you're going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!"
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Photo
- Bacon Torpedo
- Location: Aurora, CO
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by Photo » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:54 am
Osama Ban Guzzi... that sounds... controversial. Or did you just wanna go with Ban Guzzi? Please, don't kill me....
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