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Post by Ames » Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:27 pm

I wasn't too sure whether I should post this in the Headline News section or not, but I'd heard about this a while ago but hadn't really checked it out until now. After reading a number of different reviews (aside from the ones on the page) I have to admit I'm more than mildly intrigued. Fortunately (?) there's no serious attempt at singing on this as in his last albums, which is I suppose a mixed blessing.
So, without further ado I give youWilliam Shatner
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/ ... 16-4469629 Go here if you want to listen to brief clips of the songs.


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Post by Stick » Thu Jan 13, 2005 6:53 pm

They play a couple of these songs on the Texas Tech college radio station here, in town. It's like spoken word meets total rant . . . but with good music! I like the one featuring Henry Rollins.
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Post by Photo » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:20 am

That duet with Henry Rollins sample is hilarious. Only William Shatner could make an album like this...
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Post by Photo » Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:15 am

Here I am, sitting in front of my computer at 1am...listening to XM radio...and who should come on channel 29 (U-Pop), but...
William FUCKING Shatner !!!

His song "Common People" was thrashing away:

"You'll never watch your life slide out of you;
You'll dance and sing and screw..."


The Apocalypse is near...I can feel it.
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