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calamari kid
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Post by calamari kid » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:14 pm

Sausage gravy is people!!!!!!!


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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:24 pm

Jaeger wrote:P.S. -- Golgo, the thing is, you don't know what you're missing -- we're fat, not stupid. That shit is goooooood.... and nothing will make a booze-filled tummy happier than a big plate of biscuits and gravy. :mrgreen:
--Jaeger
Hey, biscuit and gravy, even sausage gravy, doesn't sound so bad, I said that!
It's the vending machine and faucet and the per-packaged bread thing that conjure up memories of everything that tastes foul and synthetic.
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:27 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
Hey, biscuit and gravy, even sausage gravy, doesn't sound so bad, I said that!
It's the vending machine and faucet and the per-packaged bread thing that conjure up memories of everything that tastes foul and synthetic.
OK, point taken.

If you ever get your Jerry arse over here I'll take you to my old university hangout -- the Iron Skillet (chain restaurant) in Elkton, MD, right off I-95. Truck stop. Pure Americana. I'm sure it'll take your colon a few months to recover from the experience.

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Zim
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Post by Zim » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:35 pm

Jaeger wrote:If you ever get your Jerry arse over here I'll take you to my old university hangout -- the Iron Skillet (chain restaurant) in Elkton, MD, right off I-95. Truck stop. Pure Americana. I'm sure it'll take your colon a few months to recover from the experience.
:shock:

must... refrain... from... commenting
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Post by rolly » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:45 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
Jaeger wrote:P.S. -- Golgo, the thing is, you don't know what you're missing -- we're fat, not stupid. That shit is goooooood.... and nothing will make a booze-filled tummy happier than a big plate of biscuits and gravy. :mrgreen:
--Jaeger
Hey, biscuit and gravy, even sausage gravy, doesn't sound so bad, I said that!
It's the vending machine and faucet and the per-packaged bread thing that conjure up memories of everything that tastes foul and synthetic.
I dunno man, I've never had machine-pooped "sausage" "gravy", but my experiences with biscuits and gravy in the American South have been pretty much lard on styrofoam. Also, scrapple is Jaeger's favourite "food", you might want to take his culinary advice with a grain of bismuth.

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Post by roadmissile » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:07 pm

rolly wrote:scrapple is Jaeger's favourite "food", you might want to take his culinary advice with a grain of bismuth.
Honestly having never experienced scrapple before DOOM, it wasn't bad...

Then again, while I've nothing against biscuits and gravy, I shun that vending machine stuff like the plague.

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goose
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Post by goose » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:00 pm

oops
Last edited by goose on Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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goose
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Post by goose » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:01 pm

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Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

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Post by UndertheGun » Sat May 01, 2010 6:12 am

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon May 03, 2010 11:03 am

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-- The Mag

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Rabbit_Fighter
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Mon May 03, 2010 11:06 am

goose wrote:Image
Nice!

For those who don't get the reference:

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon May 03, 2010 4:31 pm

Image
-- The Mag

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2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom


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Post by thrasherbill » Mon May 03, 2010 10:46 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Image
So that's where the sacrificed pinkies go!
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Post by erosvamp » Mon May 03, 2010 10:56 pm

rolly wrote: Also, scrapple is Jaeger's favourite "food", you might want to take his culinary advice with a grain of bismuth.
Jaeger, I am have made a contact in Pennsylvania and she is smuggling scrapple into Colorado for me just in time for the Rag.

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Post by thrasherbill » Wed May 05, 2010 9:11 am

Image
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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xaos
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Post by xaos » Thu May 06, 2010 3:47 pm

goose wrote:Image
anyone know what the fine print reads?
Defying human design since 1979

...it's pronounced chaos
http://www.precision.aero/xaos-27.htm

rolly
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Post by rolly » Thu May 06, 2010 3:54 pm

xaos wrote:
goose wrote:Image
after much googleing, ive found that the fine print reads "your track bike is not a fashion accessory"




i want 2 of these for my vfr
So it's about fixed gear bicycles, that actually makes sense.

xaos
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Post by xaos » Thu May 06, 2010 5:29 pm

rolly wrote:
xaos wrote:
goose wrote:Image
after much googleing, ive found that the fine print reads "your track bike is not a fashion accessory"




i want 2 of these for my vfr
So it's about fixed gear bicycles, that actually makes sense.
i was wrong, its a similar sticker with different fine print....



oh yea, and death to hipster scum...
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...it's pronounced chaos
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Post by UndertheGun » Mon May 10, 2010 2:11 am

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motorpsycho67
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon May 10, 2010 3:03 am

goose wrote:Image

Want
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
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Post by goose » Mon May 10, 2010 6:54 am

xaos wrote:
goose wrote:Image
anyone know what the fine print reads?
Yeah:

"Take your flat bars and tight jeans and shove them up your ass!"

Oh, and RF, nice pull there!
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TallGuy
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this is random

Post by TallGuy » Mon May 10, 2010 12:26 pm

billboard in NE Missouri last year

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Re: this is random

Post by piccini9 » Mon May 10, 2010 12:57 pm

TallGuy wrote:billboard in NE Missouri last year

Image
That's gay.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

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SomeMook
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Stephens City, VA

Post by SomeMook » Mon May 10, 2010 4:53 pm

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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue May 11, 2010 2:48 am

SomeMook wrote:Image
Yes but it is positioned for his throttle hand, so in the time it takes for him to reach back you could conceivably get out of (effective) range.
Poor planning...
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Post by dozer » Tue May 11, 2010 4:39 am

I wonder what the law says regarding that..hmmmmmm
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goose
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Post by goose » Tue May 11, 2010 8:12 am

dozer wrote:I wonder what the law says regarding that..hmmmmmm
it says that following too closely ("tailgaiting") is illegal.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue May 11, 2010 9:08 am

Bigshankhank wrote:Yes but it is positioned for his throttle hand, so in the time it takes for him to reach back you could conceivably get out of (effective) range.
Poor planning...
Maybe he's got one of them knobs for fixing the throttle position...or a left-throttle setup to begin with.

Also, you're assuming that the gun is for imminent defense and/or retaliation, not slightly-delayed revenge at the next stoplight...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

SomeMook
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Location: Stephens City, VA

Post by SomeMook » Tue May 11, 2010 2:41 pm

goose wrote:
dozer wrote:I wonder what the law says regarding that..hmmmmmm
it says that following too closely ("tailgaiting") is illegal.
Yes they are following too closely. You noticed that too. :wink:

I assume that the picture was taken in Virginia, since the rider has Virginia plates, and the stretch of road looks suspiciously like I-66.

In Virginia, open carry is legal without a permit (though you have to pass a background check to buy a gun). Meaning one could stroll around with a gun on your hip anywhere except banks, schools, govt offices, and other places forbidden by law.

I think this is technically legal, but utterly stupid. If you absolutely have to carry your shotgun somewhere and you're only transportation is your bike, carry the shotgun in a soft case with a shoulder strap. :roll:
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri May 21, 2010 1:09 pm

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