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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Bigshankhank
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- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
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Bestguess
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Along the drawing theme...
Thought of this.
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Thought of this.
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You there, out of the Pool!!!
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'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
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Groove
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Love it! I have a Trogdor The Burninator T-shirt that my wife bought me a few years ago. Trogdoooooooor!!!Bestguess wrote:Along the drawing theme...
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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What's with the silenced AK? Looks like kids from the other side of the mountains during the Red Dawn invasion.roadmissile wrote:
/RM
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Mercedes has the right attitude.
Cars about as safe as is technologically possible...but if you actually are stupid enough to get yourself into a situation where you need all those safety gadgets, you get what you deserve for destroying a fine piece of precision German engineering...you get branded!
Apparently this is what the stylish steering-wheel decal will do with an airbag exploding behind it.
Cars about as safe as is technologically possible...but if you actually are stupid enough to get yourself into a situation where you need all those safety gadgets, you get what you deserve for destroying a fine piece of precision German engineering...you get branded!
Apparently this is what the stylish steering-wheel decal will do with an airbag exploding behind it.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
I think that ^^^^ is a real guitar. It's played like a regular guitar, with a shit ton of sympathetic strings.
It may belong to Robert Fripp, but I'm not sure about that.
It may belong to Robert Fripp, but I'm not sure about that.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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DerGolgo wrote:Oh, I quite agree that it's a real guitar...in R'lyeh.piccini9 wrote:I think that ^^^^ is a real guitar.
Consider your face melted.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
No, it's just very specific.Toonce wrote:Whoever made this sign is certainly going to hell for apostrophe misuse!
It's addressing the the devil hearter of the nut belonging to the high fallutent sopisticated swine sport of the liberal of the freeloader of the liar of the loud mouth women agnostic and so on…
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
I post this because I hate you all and want you to suffer as I do.
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It's technically safe for work, but... well... uh...
--Jaeger
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It's technically safe for work, but... well... uh...
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
The cops were traveling down the highway at around 1 o'clock
in the morning near Tulsa , Oklahoma .
They found this on the road.
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Another patrol car stopped a truck some miles down the
highway and were struck with the following image.
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The Truck Driver said he thought he felt the impact, but it took him almost 4 miles down the road before he thought he'd better
pull over and check out his rig.
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Witnesses and State Police say the Motorcyclist was traveling at 120 mph when he ran into the back of the moving semi-truck.
It pays to have a good quality helmet
THIS GUY SURVIVED.
in the morning near Tulsa , Oklahoma .
They found this on the road.
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Another patrol car stopped a truck some miles down the
highway and were struck with the following image.
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The Truck Driver said he thought he felt the impact, but it took him almost 4 miles down the road before he thought he'd better
pull over and check out his rig.
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Witnesses and State Police say the Motorcyclist was traveling at 120 mph when he ran into the back of the moving semi-truck.
It pays to have a good quality helmet
THIS GUY SURVIVED.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
poor bastard, I'm sure he would have rather died.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
That happened at least a year ago in Tulsa.
Kid did not survive.
<Edit> Had to look through my old email. Brandon White 2007.
His best friends funeral was the day before (if I remember correctly). His friend had run into the back of a pickup at a high rate of speed on the same highway.
Kid did not survive.
<Edit> Had to look through my old email. Brandon White 2007.
His best friends funeral was the day before (if I remember correctly). His friend had run into the back of a pickup at a high rate of speed on the same highway.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle