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tumbler
The Business
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Post by tumbler » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:34 pm

motorpsycho67 wrote: It pays to have a good quality helmet
Not in this case.
It pays to have a brain in the helmet to begin with.

That's quite an accident. He is obviously dead.



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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:04 am

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
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Post by SSCAM » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:28 am

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de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

Ames
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Post by Ames » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:21 am

Let's file this under, "Shit I NEVER need to see."
That is all.
:yuck:
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Post by xtian » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:34 am

Ames wrote:
Let's file this under, "Shit I NEVER need to see."
That is all.
:yuck:
honestly I'm not a big fan of dead bikers photos either.
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by piccini9 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:25 pm

xtian wrote:
Ames wrote:
Let's file this under, "Shit I NEVER need to see."
That is all.
:yuck:
honestly I'm not a big fan of dead bikers photos either.
Yeah, me too neither. Hence, the ANGRY BADGER picture.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by SSCAM » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:03 pm

You guys didn't look at page 17 of this thread did you?
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

piccini9
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Post by piccini9 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:43 pm

TROGDOR! THE BURNINATOR!
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Post by rolly » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:56 pm


tumbler
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Post by tumbler » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:28 pm

one for adam..

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AGATT!!

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Post by thrasherbill » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:48 am

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:56 am

thrasherbill wrote:Video: http://vimeo.com/5934808
So, that's why airline pilots don't take acid...they don't need it to see the funny...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by piccini9 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:44 pm

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Maybe this belongs in politics?
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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:52 pm

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Here is fine...

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Post by piccini9 » Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:41 am

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by UndertheGun » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:14 pm

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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:17 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:39 pm

Not usually into hybrids, but........


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Jonny
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Post by Jonny » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:55 am

Moto, check page one. You are repeating yourself (yes, I have no life, and yes, I do check these things).

Keeping in the spirit of things:

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Post by Jonny » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:03 am

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Post by rolly » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:19 am

This one deserves it's own thread, but I don't know if I want that kind of head asplodery on my conscience. I'll just leave it here.

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Post by Jonny » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:26 am

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Post by Jaeger » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:32 am

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Post by Korpen » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:40 am

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Post by Zim » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:28 am

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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:10 pm

No throwing poop from the urinal at women flipping the bird. Pure jangleplatz!
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
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In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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Megachiroptera Übermench
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Post by Ames » Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:04 pm

Jonny wrote:
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That reminds me, I need to call GimpyChinaMan and see how he's doing. :lol:
Cheers,
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Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

Korpen
Super Sexy Skyscraper
Location: Madison

Post by Korpen » Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:02 pm

thrasherbill wrote:No throwing poop from the urinal at women flipping the bird. Pure jangleplatz!
It almost looks like a poop kamehameha.
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:17 am

Q: What is wrong with this picture?

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A: He's wearing a parachute.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:10 pm

I'd guess that if you were to put a foot down a-la dirt track cornering-cum-motoGP-of-late, that'd be the way to do it.
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