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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:15 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:48 am

Why, what are those brown dots on our beautiful hydro-electric dam?

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What did I say about the herbivores? Ey?
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:07 am

That's just so not right. :shock:

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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:54 pm

This might explain why the Chinese want to do so much business with the USA:
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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:41 pm

Reminds me of the what the Scandinavian Peninsula looks like without Norway.

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Post by rolly » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:29 pm

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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:07 pm

For BackDoorBarbie
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

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12ci
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Post by 12ci » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:37 pm

more winter fun:

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today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:58 pm

:shock:
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Post by thrasherbill » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:10 pm

DerGolgo wrote::shock:
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Matches my old ZX7 Frankenfairing!

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:shock:
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:29 pm

LANDS ON HIS FEET!!

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Some kinda gymnast, apparently...and not just with mad gymnast skills but mad reflexes, also.
http://www.sportsgrid.com/media/chinese ... lip-video/
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Rabbit_Fighter
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:44 pm

With those kinds of skills, why would you need a helmet?
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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:55 pm

Ninja?
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:49 pm

DerGolgo wrote::shock:
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Yeah... She REALLY needs to clean her visor.
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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:43 pm

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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:35 pm

Chef Vader.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:09 am

I wanna see this dog chase a bewildered cat.
I jump on tree! Barking beast cannot jump on tree, why he jump on tree? Meoww1

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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:36 pm

DerGolgo wrote:I wanna see this dog chase a bewildered cat.
I jump on tree! Barking beast cannot jump on tree, why he jump on tree? Meoww1
Yeah, Fuck cats!!!!111!!1!!!111111!!
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Post by tumbler » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:00 pm

thats an awesome dog.
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Post by rolly » Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:21 pm

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Wut
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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:54 pm

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--Jaeger
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:19 pm

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Wut
Thanks. I needed a little bit of boiling anger to keep me awake.

Fucking white trash piece of shit, stomping on the neck of a chick with her head pinned to the ground, eh?

Here, let me show you how a curb stomp is *really* supposed to go.

Grrrrrr.
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Post by Ames » Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:25 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote:some truck nuts for rev:

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This picture, somehow, reminds me of how my parent's Basset Hound would "tiptoe" through the snow. Poor bastard. :lol:
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Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:34 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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tumbler
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Post by tumbler » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:50 am

DerGolgo wrote:Image
Thats not all that uncommon. Algiers does it all the time. I was going to try to rig something up with the VFR as well.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:57 am

You build a fixed bridge, ships no taller than so and so can go underneath. You build a drawbridge of some sort, only vehicles of such and such height can go over, because of the lifting mechanism...or you can be Dutch.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:04 am

DerGolgo wrote:Image
Can they make it swat cars sitting on the road waiting for it to go back down?

---Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:26 pm

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:25 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote: or maybe a catapult?
Good call.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:46 am

UNICORNS
TOOK
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CHILD

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from here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/2 ... ml#s160548
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