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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
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- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Airhead
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Seattle
OK, so I'm pretty sure this doesn't belong in Bike PrOn, but to me there's still this sort of perverse attraction. These photos (poor quality because they're snapshots of a projected image captured a long time ago with my parents Super8 camera) are of my very first motorized two-wheel conveyance. To the best of my knowledge, it was an early 50 something Harley Hummer, which I traded a single barreled 12 gauge (with a broken firing pin) and 10 bucks for when I was about 15 or so. When it ran (infrequently), it and I thrashed one another in the Northern Arizona desert. Wish I still had it.
'78 R100/7 - good old friend
'76 CB750F - 5th gear works, will get to the new rims eventually
'81 R100RS - "Temporary acquisition...", he says. "Uh huh, that's what you said about the last one.", she says.
'76 CB750F - 5th gear works, will get to the new rims eventually
'81 R100RS - "Temporary acquisition...", he says. "Uh huh, that's what you said about the last one.", she says.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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DerGolgo
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
I dunno, the short arms maybe?DerGolgo wrote:So, T-Rex, it turns out, looked a lot less butch and a lot more glamorous than the movies have led us all to believe:
Why does it remind me of Liza Minnelli in Cabaret?
Was this from an article? Do you, maybe, have a linky to it?
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
I only saw the illustration and thought it was funny...from what I could figure out so far, this is an illustration done by a man called Sammy Hall, maybe he had read this article:Ames wrote:I dunno, the short arms maybe?DerGolgo wrote:So, T-Rex, it turns out, looked a lot less butch and a lot more glamorous than the movies have led us all to believe:
Why does it remind me of Liza Minnelli in Cabaret?
Was this from an article? Do you, maybe, have a linky to it?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... science/o/
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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WeAintFoundShit
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- Location: Davis
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
She's haulin ASS!Ames wrote:Burrito's eaten. Check.UndertheGun wrote:
I'd totally ride that (bike).
Two liters of Coke drank. Check.
ENGAGE AFTERBURNER!
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
OK rider aside, I do like the paint on that bike.UndertheGun wrote:
I'd totally ride that (bike).
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I can only imagine the aftermath...
http://www.supermotojunkie.com/attachme ... 1290303151
(Sorry, no hot link.)
http://www.supermotojunkie.com/attachme ... 1290303151
(Sorry, no hot link.)
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
Avenue Q. It's awesome.DerGolgo wrote:Yeah, I'd watch the hell out of that show.
It deals with Porn:
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Also... Racism:
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-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
Ok, I see lightsabers and...DerGolgo wrote:I know it well. But you sir are ignoring two thirds of the awesome in this image!MagnusTheBuilder wrote: Avenue Q. It's awesome.
OH SHIT!!! TORCHWOOD!
DAAAAAAAAMn.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Ahem. One third still missing.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:OH SHIT!!! TORCHWOOD!DerGolgo wrote:I know it well. But you sir are ignoring two thirds of the awesome in this image!MagnusTheBuilder wrote: Avenue Q. It's awesome.
DAAAAAAAAMn.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Cute red-head puppeteer?DerGolgo wrote:Ahem. One third still missing.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:OH SHIT!!! TORCHWOOD!DerGolgo wrote:I know it well. But you sir are ignoring two thirds of the awesome in this image!MagnusTheBuilder wrote: Avenue Q. It's awesome.
DAAAAAAAAMn.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
-
DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato