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piccini9
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Post by piccini9 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:32 pm

Uhm... Is Torchwood something I should have on my netflix queue ?


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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:36 pm

piccini9 wrote:Uhm... Is Torchwood something I should have on my netflix queue ?
No. It's something you should buy at the video store, right now. Do not bother to check opening times or anything. If you are naked, do not stop to get dressed. Do not walk, RUN to your chosen mode of transport. Do NOT stop for red lights or obey the speed limit. Do NOT bother to find a parking spot, just drive straight through the glass doors. Do NOT wat to get home to watch it, comandeer one of their TVs and watch the lot, tonight, without interruption.


Seriously though, season one was great, season two was good to middling, the "third season" (well, five-parter) was FUCKING BRILLIANT!
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Post by rolly » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:37 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
piccini9 wrote:Uhm... Is Torchwood something I should have on my netflix queue ?
No. It's something you should buy at the video store, right now. Do not bother to check opening times or anything. If you are naked, do not stop to get dressed. Do not walk, RUN to your chosen mode of transport. Do NOT stop for red lights or obey the speed limit. Do NOT bother to find a parking spot, just drive straight through the glass doors. Do NOT wat to get home to watch it, comandeer one of their TVs and watch the lot, tonight, without interruption.


Seriously though, season one was great, season two was good to middling, the "third season" (well, five-parter) was FUCKING BRILLIANT!
I didn't think it was that great.
If you love Doctor Who, you might like Torchwood. If you're indifferent to Doctor Who, it's probably well below your threshold.

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Post by Ames » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:47 pm

CAPTAIN JACK FOR MINISTER OF THE INTERIOR!
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Post by dozer » Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:43 pm

what the fuck
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:48 pm

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Post by piccini9 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:37 pm

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Post by roadmissile » Sun Nov 28, 2010 4:25 am

Now if religion had more shit like this...

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Post by SomeMook » Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:27 pm

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Post by goose » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:47 am

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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:00 pm

Back in the 70s, Iran Air hired an Israeli firm to construct it's headquarters.
And it took Google Earth for someone to notice this. Nuff said.
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Post by Zim » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:31 pm

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:shock:

Wow... Han really was a scoundrel.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:13 pm

Zim wrote:Image

:shock:

Wow... Han really was a scoundrel.

Wait, wha- ohhh.....

:lol:
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:05 pm

It has a kind off mafia-punishment-beating vibe, really quite disturbing...
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:30 pm

DerGolgo wrote:It has a kind off mafia-punishment-beating vibe, really quite disturbing...
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That is a beyond strange interaction.

The other weird part is that I watched it with the sound off, and found myself having a really high level of synesthesia with the movements of the crows. My brain associated each movement as having a sound. Sort of odd.
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Post by red » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:53 pm

DerGolgo wrote:It has a kind off mafia-punishment-beating vibe, really quite disturbing...
Crows/ravens are incredibly smart. They probably got tired of being chased by the cats so they orchestrated this kick ass cat fight. Or the black cat paid them off, since they didn't really mess with him.
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Post by Zim » Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:21 am

That video reminds me of school.

I was the white/brown cat.
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:43 am

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
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Post by mtne » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:52 pm

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Needs more unicorn............
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:40 pm

And you were looking for what when you found that?
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Post by DerGolgo » Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:29 pm

mtne wrote:...the horror...

Needs more unicorn............
Is that the kind of sport you got up to in those long, Antarctic winters?

Now, for something completely different:
<object width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id= ... y=0&loop=0" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id= ... y=0&loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><p><a href="">Ducked and Covered: A Survival Guide to the Post Apocalypse</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/nathaniellindsay">Nathaniel Lindsay</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:03 pm

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Post by thrasherbill » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:19 am

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
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Post by thrasherbill » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:35 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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Post by UndertheGun » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:23 pm

Sorry in advance.

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This was either too appropriate or too horrible for the bike-pr0n thread; this thread seems a better place for it.

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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:45 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Post by goose » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:55 pm

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Magnificent!

I have often cite arkell vs. pressdram and inform opposing counsel that my position is identical to the response set forth therein.

Solicitor’s Letter (from Goodman Derrick & Co.)

“We act for Mr Arkell who is Retail Credit Manager of Granada TV Rental Ltd. His attention has been drawn to an article appearing in the issue of Private Eye dated 9th April 1971 on page 4. The statements made about Mr Arkell are entirely untrue and clearly highly defamatory. We are therefore instructed to require from you immediately your proposals for dealing with the matter. Mr Arkell’s first concern is that there should be a full retraction at the earliest possible date in Private Eye and he will also want his costs paid. His attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of your reply.”

Response from Private Eye

“We acknowledge your letter of 29th April referring to Mr J. Arkell. We note that Mr Arkell’s attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of our reply and would therefore be grateful if you would inform us what his attitude to damages would be, were he to learn that the nature of our reply is as follows: fuck off.”
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Post by DerGolgo » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:44 pm

Okay, so that explains how there's no reindeer exploding from air friction...

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Post by 12ci » Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:50 pm

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Post by Ames » Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:17 pm

12ci wrote:Image
jangleplatz! :lol:
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