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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:57 pm

This is the truck I've been riding to work in every day lately.
My friend had a little accident today on the way home from the airport.
He's okay.
The truck, not so much.


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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:18 pm

goose wrote: Response from Private Eye
That's fuckin' awesome.


piccini9 wrote: The truck, not so much.
Eek. I gather you were not in said truck?

Glad he's ok, anyway.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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xaos
Zaouse!
Location: North Shore of Oahu

Post by xaos » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:37 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Q: What is wrong with this picture?

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A: He's wearing a parachute.
i know i'm way behind on this one. But, dude is absolutely not wearing a parachute container system...just some shitty backpack
Defying human design since 1979

...it's pronounced chaos
http://www.precision.aero/xaos-27.htm
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:15 am

xaos wrote:i know i'm way behind on this one. But, dude is absolutely not wearing a parachute container system...just some shitty backpack
Shame. :cry:
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.
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xaos
Zaouse!
Location: North Shore of Oahu

Post by xaos » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:51 am

DerGolgo wrote:
xaos wrote:i know i'm way behind on this one. But, dude is absolutely not wearing a parachute container system...just some shitty backpack
Shame. :cry:
i really do like the rollerblades, though....very efficient gear transportation system
Defying human design since 1979

...it's pronounced chaos
http://www.precision.aero/xaos-27.htm
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:24 am

piccini9 wrote:This is the truck I've been riding to work in every day lately.
My friend had a little accident today on the way home from the airport.
He's okay.
The truck, not so much.


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At least you don't have to listen to his crappy choice in radio anymore?

(Where is that little :shrug: emoticon when you need it?)
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.
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red
Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
Location: Indy
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Post by red » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:48 pm

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Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:00 pm

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:59 am

MATPOC wrote:Image
Irony? We have met...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:45 am

Bigshankhank wrote:
Irony? We have met...
Did yours have a sticker too?
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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:05 pm

MATPOC wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:
Irony? We have met...
Did yours have a sticker too?
While I have had a Bar-B-Ducati, my ironic experience was in a different context. More along the lines of blowing enough money on xmas gifts that I couldn't afford to ship them to family until after xmas itself. Hey, its better than growing a donegal beard and throwing on some skinny jeans, amiright?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:25 pm

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--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:10 pm

Jaeger wrote:Image

--Jaeger
I am not ashamed to say that my next masturbation fantasy will include this.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:07 pm

Cross section of the Kowloon Walled City:

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Click here for massively big version:
http://www.deconcrete.org/wp-content/up ... on-low.jpg
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.
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rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Post by rolly » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:53 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Cross section of the Kowloon Walled City:

Click here for massively big version:
http://www.deconcrete.org/wp-content/up ... on-low.jpg
Damn! I find Kowloon Walled City absolutely fascinating, and I wish there were more photos taken before they razed it. Awesome find.
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:01 pm

Yeah yeah, walled city. Really, I'm listening.
Jaeger wrote:Image

--Jaeger
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.
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Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:06 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:
Jaeger wrote:Image

--Jaeger
I am not ashamed to say that my next masturbation fantasy will include this.
+1
:lol:
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:49 am

no wonder they lost a championship, Red Bull must have figured out some new pit lane strategy

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:16 am

I posted some pics of this before (I think on BDB's thread?) my buddy in Vegas rides this Vino.
His friend painted it just because he can and probably sniffed to many paint fumes

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Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:36 pm

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:39 pm

Zim wrote:Image
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

That's awesome.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:47 am

I'm not sure what's going on here, but...

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--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:55 am

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Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:03 am

Jaeger wrote:I'm not sure what's going on here, but...

Image

--Jaeger
Poor man's version of

Image?
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Post by rolly » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:49 am

Technically correct, Zom, but the first one is far less embarrassing.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:35 pm

Image

The math checks out...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.
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Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:51 pm

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:07 pm

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--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:05 pm

This shirt is hanging in the machine shop at my school.
Obviously it wasn't very well thought out.

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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:10 pm

Jaeger wrote:Something that should be unsung, unheard, unseen, and ultimately scrubbed from my mind by massive quantities of booze.
That was one of the worst videos for one of the worst songs I've ever heard.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.
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