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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Is it bad that I actually learned the entire fucking song back in college and can still remember all the lyrics?WeAintFoundShit wrote: That was one of the worst videos for one of the worst songs I've ever heard.
Ah, misspent youth...
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
I always wondered what happened to Robert Palmer's backing band.Jaeger wrote:Is it bad that I actually learned the entire fucking song back in college and can still remember all the lyrics?WeAintFoundShit wrote: That was one of the worst videos for one of the worst songs I've ever heard.
Ah, misspent youth...
--Jaeger
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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I am a huge fan of this. All but the slightly racist bit... otherwise, very well done.DerGolgo wrote:
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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I agree with the goddamn funny but you don't find improv blackface racist? Cool. I know how I'm going to dress on monday.WeAintFoundShit wrote:I don't take it as racist, I take it as pretty goddamned funny.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Actually, nowhere does it say wether or not the employee in question was, in fact, white...is a black man smearing chocolatey goo on his face, in fact, blackface?MagnusTheBuilder wrote:I agree with the goddamn funny but you don't find improv blackface racist? Cool. I know how I'm going to dress on monday.WeAintFoundShit wrote:I don't take it as racist, I take it as pretty goddamned funny.
Maybe the lava cake mix was just there. And shouting "I'm Rick James, Bitch", well, that can just come naturally on occasion.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
It's a fine line to walk, and not one that is well regarded by the PC element of society, but no, my immediate thought isn't one of race sensitive reaction.
"I'm Rick James, bitch" has turned into a ubiquitous caricature, and one would be pretty hard pressed to turn it into a racist sentiment.
Plus, given the obvious mood of the moment, it's pretty clear that homeboy isn't exactly taking a lot of things very seriously.
It's not like he wiped cake all over his face and started yelling "Fire the nigger."
"I'm Rick James, bitch" has turned into a ubiquitous caricature, and one would be pretty hard pressed to turn it into a racist sentiment.
Plus, given the obvious mood of the moment, it's pretty clear that homeboy isn't exactly taking a lot of things very seriously.
It's not like he wiped cake all over his face and started yelling "Fire the nigger."
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
all this racist talk reminds me of this classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I
sorry..."embedding disabled"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I
sorry..."embedding disabled"
today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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AZRider
- "I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
- Location: Insane Diego, CA
There are about a dozen really awful comments percolating on the cowbell hanging from this thing.Zim wrote:
More cowbell. really.
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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AZRider
- "I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
- Location: Insane Diego, CA
Love the sneakers!WeAintFoundShit wrote:
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
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"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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What in the fuck was that... I thought it was a joke... I watched the whole thing waiting for the punchline... never fucking happened. I expected Andy Samberg to jump into frame and slap someone with a fish. I refuse to go to the website, because the only thing that can happen if I go is that it could NOT contain the reason this video is a joke. I can't take that risk. I must continue thinking this is a prank that I don't get. Cary on. Also... this doesn't appear to be a picture, it seems to be a long series of pictures displayed in close succession to simulate motion combined with sound. I'm just saying that shitty videos about dumb rap are not pictures.dozer wrote:<object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j-dL8QlYGvc&re ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j-dL8QlYGvc&re ... &version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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you must be too fat to get it.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
I weighed myself this morning. I lost 2 lbs. I still don't get it.dozer wrote:you must be too fat to get it.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
you must be too white to get it.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
Mag- despite enduring stereotypes that all young african american males are proficient at both extemporaneous rhythmic spoken word performing and basketball, the truth is that a wide variety of skill levels are found in the real world. Hence the amusement value of a group of young men self-effacingly spoofing with a series of truly awful freestyles accompanied by an insincere and hopelessly unskillful mock beatbox. The over-emphasised challenges (unreciprocated) and histrionic praise, concluding with a facetious phone call from r kelly add the wink of knowing satire to the otherwise truly meritless performances. Do you know what I am saying?
-Pattio-
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Ah, satire. I guess I get it then. My difficulty seeing the satire in this piece is that I have no idea how to tell a good freestyle rap from a bad/spoofed one. Could some one please post something that would be considered a good/skilled freestyle rap to help me understand? Totally not being a smart ass here, this is a genre that I have absolutely no knowledge in.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
More reliable than the stock stand.bndgkmf wrote:<a href="http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2011/ ... kes/"><img class='event-item-lol-image' src='http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.co ... -jokes.jpg' alt="white trash repairs - Pirate Motorcycle is Sick of Your Jokes" title="white trash repairs - Pirate Motorcycle is Sick of Your Jokes" height="667px" width="500px" /></a>
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Now, there's a nice way to upgrade your computer setup. Bigger screens and a.50 cal sniper rifle...
http://gizmodo.com/5741712/this-must-be ... in-america
Follow the link for a high-res of the later image.
Right, I think I can recognize an MG42 with the drum-magazine, a GE minigun, what I think is a Browning .50 machine gun, an M60, a Franchi Spas, the aforementioned .50 sniper rifle, an FN P90, an FN FAL, at least one Kalashnikov, that integrated-supressor MP5, an M16 WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER...oh, and a MUTHERFUCKING BAZOOKA (or, rather, an AT4, I think)! The lightsaber, though, is definitely overkill.
http://gizmodo.com/5741712/this-must-be ... in-america
Follow the link for a high-res of the later image.
Right, I think I can recognize an MG42 with the drum-magazine, a GE minigun, what I think is a Browning .50 machine gun, an M60, a Franchi Spas, the aforementioned .50 sniper rifle, an FN P90, an FN FAL, at least one Kalashnikov, that integrated-supressor MP5, an M16 WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER...oh, and a MUTHERFUCKING BAZOOKA (or, rather, an AT4, I think)! The lightsaber, though, is definitely overkill.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
