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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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That is what is wrong with Twitter. Who in the world really gives a fuck that Petteri lives in a house covers in dog feces, yet he feels the need to broadcast it all across the interwebs.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Location: The Muckworks
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I want one of these just to fuck with people...
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I want one of these just to fuck with people...
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- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Damn, Hollywood celebrities name their kids the wierdest shit...thrasherbill wrote:
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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I like to visualize an analog meter that measures offensiveness. At zero, something is just funny. As the meter rises, it goes into the realm of "off color", then past redline into "offensive/not funny." Sometimes you peak the meter, and it spins all the way back around into funny again.thrasherbill wrote:
This picture has the gauge spinning like crazy right now. I'm pretty sure I know where the needle will land.
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Perhaps you could stop pointing your crotch at them while he sits on a pile of phallus shaped objects.thrasherbill wrote:
Actually... now that I look at it a bit closer... the book in no way identifies which "direction" the book will show you how to shape your child's sexual identity.
The label jacket may, in fact, say "How to turn your football star into a mincing glittery homosexual."
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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- Location: Denver, CO
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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- Location: Denver, CO
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Cool... but not a pic. I'm just sayin'. (I brace for the onslaught of people being dickholes and posting nothing but videos in the pics thread now because I pointed it out.)DerGolgo wrote:<iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/p08_KlTKP50" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
You know, I totally agree with you.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Cool... but not a pic. I'm just sayin'. (I brace for the onslaught of people being dickholes and posting nothing but videos in the pics thread now because I pointed it out.)
Howsoever, a) we don't have a random video thread, b) this is the UTMC where discussions about tire choices end up being about the availability of ice-cream after the zombiecalypse and c) I think that it does fit in with the spirit of this thread as a dump for interesting visual stuff that you may look at once, but that doesn't need it's own thread crowding up the place.
On a side note, flash video uses the old key-frame and delta-frame method, none of that "field" stuff of old analog video, so assuming a framerate of 24 fps, and since each frame, really, is an image, a "pic" if you will, I just posted 5760 pics. They just happen to be in a really fast slideshow. So there.

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
I don't disagree with you.DerGolgo wrote:You know, I totally agree with you.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Cool... but not a pic. I'm just sayin'. (I brace for the onslaught of people being dickholes and posting nothing but videos in the pics thread now because I pointed it out.)
Howsoever, a) we don't have a random video thread, b) this is the UTMC where discussions about tire choices end up being about the availability of ice-cream after the zombiecalypse and c) I think that it does fit in with the spirit of this thread as a dump for interesting visual stuff that you may look at once, but that doesn't need it's own thread crowding up the place.
On a side note, flash video uses the old key-frame and delta-frame method, none of that "field" stuff of old analog video, so assuming a framerate of 24 fps, and since each frame, really, is an image, a "pic" if you will, I just posted 5760 pics. They just happen to be in a really fast slideshow. So there.
That is to say that I agree with you...
You are my favorite type of correct... technically correct.

-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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