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Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:37 pm

Mag, that last one just makes me smile.


Cheers,
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Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:42 pm

Ames wrote:Mag, that last one just makes me smile.
Me too. :mrgreen:
-- The Mag

2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom


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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:40 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote:
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Image
Ames wrote:Mag, that last one just makes me smile.
i agree, but where his hand is located it looks like he is blowing bubbles from his tracheotomy hole.
Maybe that is why the helmet didn't fit Luke, the tracheotomy tube was rubbing against his chin...
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Post by DerGolgo » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:47 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:15 am

Mazda pie. Yummy.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:48 am

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Image
:lol:
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:36 pm

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Post by tumbler » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:55 am

DerGolgo wrote:Image
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nice plate.

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Post by UndertheGun » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:41 am

Friend's pic from NYC Pride parade. Pretty fucking great.

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Post by thrasherbill » Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:09 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:20 am

UndertheGun wrote:Friend's pic from NYC Pride parade. Pretty fucking great.

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That's gay.
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Post by Zim » Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:45 pm

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:37 pm

Zim wrote:Image
No, THAT'S gay. That other dude was just a homo... nuthin gay about that.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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Sisyphus
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Post by Sisyphus » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:33 am

Superman apparently gets around in an amphibious jet-ski.
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Ames
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Post by Ames » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:57 am

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Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:31 pm

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-- The Mag

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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:20 pm

Hand carved Maori stormtrooper helmet FTW!!
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Post by Ames » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:41 pm

Sisyphus wrote:Hand carved Maori stormtrooper helmet FTW!!
+1!
Cheers,
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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:03 pm

How to know when you're having a bad day.
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Post by UndertheGun » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:19 pm

That crash was ridiculous. 170mph. Bike reached an estimated 40ft of altitude. It look like the fork and wheel of the other bike went even higher.

Oil on a pretty fast part of the track cause two riders to go off. Steve Brogan went into a tire barrier pretty hard but ended up walking away with a shoulder injury and a fractured fibula but the Simon Andrews had a pretty gory break of both his tib and fib of one leg. ITV didn't show the main footage of the crash for a few minutes after the crash and resulting red flag because they were cutting out the gory bits. There are a few pics of Andrews' leg floating around. Looks like it exploded. Turns out he was missing several inches of shin bone. :/ Apparently they just about amputated it at the knee but he'll get to keep it.

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:11 pm

Sweet jesus that's gnarly.
Glad he kept his leg. I hope it's worth a shit when they're done with it.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Post by guitargeek » Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:03 am

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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Ames
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Post by Ames » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:45 am

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Because...well, damn! :mrgreen:
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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Sisyphus
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:14 am

FFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:43 pm

Ames wrote:Image

Because...well, damn! :mrgreen:
I can haz make sex pleez?
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:09 pm

<a href="http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2011 ... dget"><img class="event-item-lol-image" title="Funny Tattoos: Is that the Kremlin reflected in her glasses?" src="http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.c ... c2f1bc.jpg" alt="Unflippinbelievable" width="400px" height="534px" /></a>
see more <a href="http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org?utm_ ... t">Ugliest Tattoos</a>
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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:26 pm

oh man, that shit's just got to be fake..... please tell me it's a fake. WTF is wrong with people. Getting fat elvis tattooed on your forearm like that.... Jeebus!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:40 pm

SSCAM wrote:<a href="http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2011 ... dget"><img class="event-item-lol-image" title="Funny Tattoos: Is that the Kremlin reflected in her glasses?" src="http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.c ... c2f1bc.jpg" alt="Unflippinbelievable" width="400px" height="534px" /></a>
see more <a href="http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org?utm_ ... t">Ugliest Tattoos</a>
Urge to sex, gone.
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I crash a lot.

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
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Post by SSCAM » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:30 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Urge to sex, gone.
Maybe this will help:

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:P
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\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:42 pm

Or this?

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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