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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:37 pm
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:34 am
Lobster and motorcycles. My two favorite things!
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Contact:
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by UndertheGun » Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:54 am
Buddy spotted this in Korea.

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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:38 am
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:25 pm
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:23 pm
thrasherbill wrote:

Er... um... uh... no?
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Contact:
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by Ames » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:27 pm

I believe I'll be needing this just from looking at the pictures.

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Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
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by Flat_Black_Rat » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:26 am
I did something I almost never do, take pictures and video while shooting, came out pretty alright with some good unburnt powder fireballs...

"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:43 am
Never underestimate the mini-van, it seems:

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Aggroton
- Chuck Asap
- Location: Wrenchtown
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by Aggroton » Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:05 am
Are those some kinda taser?
Or a phaser?
thats a sweet bike.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:10 am
DerGolgo wrote:Never underestimate the mini-van, it seems:

So is there a separate ammo collection elsewhere in the vehicle, or does he (why would I assume its a man?) only carry one magazine per weapon?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:36 pm
Bigshankhank wrote:DerGolgo wrote:Never underestimate the mini-van, it seems:

So is there a separate ammo collection elsewhere in the vehicle, or does he (why would I assume its a man?) only carry one magazine per weapon?
Maybe he's just a dealer. Or a show off.
Probably a dealer. If he was a show off, he probably wouldnt be driving a minivan.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:32 pm
Couldn't find the original, but this is just as good. Maybe better.
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="
http://www.youtube.com/embed/cixT1zhQmr0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
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by 12ci » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:04 pm
DerGolgo wrote:Never underestimate the mini-van, it seems:

most are easy to ID but what the heck are those things under the MP5 ?
and, that is not an effcient use of space.
today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:27 pm
12ci wrote:most are easy to ID but what the heck are those things under the MP5 ?
Generic taser?
Looks like he has spare cartridges on the left.
Those extensions beneath the green egg-thinga (what I'll just assume are the expendable cartridge like on a genuine TASER) look like they have electrodes sticking out at the front, maybe for close up use when the cartridge has been expended but there is still a battery charge?
I cropped the image to those things and ran it through tiny-eye, no joy. Couldn't find 'em with google image search, either.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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Contact:
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by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:49 pm
Each one looks like two, or more, different things taped together with electrical tape into a strange GSO (Gun Shaped Object).
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:07 am
The littlest grenade launcher?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Contact:
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by Ames » Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:01 pm
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:27 pm
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:33 am
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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by Jonny » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:15 pm
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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by Jonny » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:16 pm
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Contact:
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by guitargeek » Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:26 pm
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Contact:
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by guitargeek » Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:30 pm
thrasherbill wrote:
Nice thumb.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:43 am
Johnny - Maybe our boys will ride together some day. After you posted pics of your son's Strider balance bike, I resolved to buy one for my son on his 2nd birthday (last May). He absolutely loves it and flies all over the house and neighborhood on it. After watching Moto GP with me last week, he has taken to yelling "ARE YOU READY TO GO RACING?!" before making a mad dash down the hall.
Electric trials bike is in the future. I'm pretty sure the video below has been posted before.
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="
http://www.youtube.com/embed/vvfbMbVGqvk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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Contact:
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by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:26 pm
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
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by rc26 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:25 pm
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:44 pm
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
I've actually read that book. Still have it somewhere. Not too shabby.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:20 am
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:15 am
WeAintFoundShit wrote:
I've actually read that book. Still have it somewhere. Not too shabby.
I read it last year and have been recommending it over and over to folks. It's brilliant -- and fuckin' terrifying.
Huxley was right.
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"