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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Is that annoying?
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Questionable posting
- Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
Questionable posting
An article about people being paid by whoever to make posts on forums to sway opinion on things, or make a new product more interesting than it really is.
I wonder about people who post here and have views that just seem wierd?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15869683 "Fake forum comments eroding trust in the web"
I think we may have experienced this.
I wonder about people who post here and have views that just seem wierd?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15869683 "Fake forum comments eroding trust in the web"
I think we may have experienced this.
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Fuck me. I'm not a real person?Fakes are more likely to start new comment threads, make inane comments rather than add to a debate, and repeat former comments with minor changes, the study suggests.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
No wonder I always have some much money...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
I'm not surprised that people are doing this, but that it has taken until late 2011 for it to become an issue that people pay attention to.
I mean, it's kind of an obvious methodology, isn't it?
I mean, it's kind of an obvious methodology, isn't it?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
That kind of shit happens all the time. There was even an article not too long ago, I forget where, that explained that paramilitary types (NSA, FBI, Blackwater) were creating fake FB accounts and posting on progressive sites' pages, trying to mitigate the hard-leftedness of said groups. So yeah, it doesn't surprise me. I never bothered to pay attention around here to see if anything smelled funny but then again I really don't give a fuck if anyone here is masquerading as "one of us." At the very least, I hope we've been entertaining.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
sun rat wrote:i'm not a real person???
then all those orgasms i've had through the years have all been fake???
yes
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
Here, take a look at this:Sisyphus wrote:Anything else? This piques my curiosity.
I'm also a little paranoid right now.
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-shill-marketing.htm
...and then there are examples of sites to entice - Yes, you too can find wealth and fame... or something like that...
http://www.ewomanweb.com/forum_posting.shtml
http://www.onlinemoneymakinghelp.com/ge ... _post.html
http://getpaidforum.com/forums/index.php
...shall I go on?
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
Fitness nerds tend to be REALLY EXCITED about the things that they're in to, and WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GREAT THING THAT YOU MUST DO BECAUSE IT IS SO AWESOME. Intense exertion can produce an amphetamine-like euphoric mania. Having known a few, I think that guy was just trying to help us out in his own way.12ci wrote:that would be one explanation for this
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
^ I only vaguely remember that post; it didn't have anything that interested me, aside from the snide remarks.
Are you guys saying there's someone else around here that could possibly be masquerading? I think this group would be nearly impossible to break into as a shill. Not worth the time invested, I'm saying. Missed opportunity costs, all that.
Are you guys saying there's someone else around here that could possibly be masquerading? I think this group would be nearly impossible to break into as a shill. Not worth the time invested, I'm saying. Missed opportunity costs, all that.
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Trav
- Captain Delicious
- Location: Hagerstown, MD
- Contact:
piccini9 wrote:Fuck me. I'm not a real person?Fakes are more likely to start new comment threads, make inane comments rather than add to a debate, and repeat former comments with minor changes, the study suggests.
LOL me either?
...I think... and this is a stretch... but I think nobody's infiltrating this place, because there's nothing to infiltrate?
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
12ci wrote:that would be one explanation for this
LOL!!!Smoke your balls!
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Smoked ballz rock!12ci wrote:that would be one explanation for this
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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tucko
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: whittier, ca
I helped out a beekeeper buddy of mine not too long ago. My bee suit wasn't exactly tight on the bottom, so a few flew up my leg. Several stings to the balls and bat.......Does that count, or do I need more smoke?goose wrote:Smoked ballz rock!12ci wrote:that would be one explanation for this
The more corrupt a society, the more numerous its laws.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
ooooh honey smoked ballz, we have a winner!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9