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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:49 pm

Ima dirty old man.


"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:14 am

xtian wrote:
Ames wrote:Mmmmmmmm, cosplay.

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thank you RoadMissile (and Ames) I do agree that a good reminder here and there can be useful.

That picture turns me stupid, every. fucking. time.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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Post by xtian » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:36 am

can you decipher her name ? Sarah something. I can't read it clearly through the vapor covering my screen.
I'm not really from around here.

scumbag
Barista of Doom
Location: Dubbya-Eh

Post by scumbag » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:45 pm

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Keep that Z1 pimp hand strong.
From Rev:
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.

UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:45 pm

ATGATT Thanksgiving.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:38 am

UndertheGun wrote:ATGATT Thanksgiving.

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Keeping the redman on his knees I see.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:45 am

Problem with cosplay is that it seems to be filled with two kinds of women: those whose body types really shouldnt be stuffed into spandex and strippers on their day off.
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rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Post by rolly » Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:40 pm

Vitiare wrote:Problem with cosplay is that it seems to be filled with two kinds of women: those whose body types really shouldnt be stuffed into spandex and strippers on their day off.
Maybe it's different in your hood, but around here it's mostly nerdy fangirls. Paid boothbabes don't count (and are usually lamer anyway).

calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by calamari kid » Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:53 pm

rolly wrote:
Vitiare wrote:Problem with cosplay is that it seems to be filled with two kinds of women: those whose body types really shouldnt be stuffed into spandex and strippers on their day off.
Maybe it's different in your hood, but around here it's mostly nerdy fangirls. Paid boothbabes don't count (and are usually lamer anyway).
Back in the day when I was regularly attending cons our group had a few nerdy fangirls who also happened to be strippers. Those were the days.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:27 am

Vitiare wrote:Problem with cosplay is that it seems to be filled with two kinds of women: those whose body types really shouldnt be stuffed into spandex and strippers on their day off.
Further back in the thread, I seem to remember a similar discussion. I think the summation of it for me was "don't care; still hot."
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by Bo_9 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:07 pm

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When an old man dies a library burns...

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"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
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FastCat
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Post by FastCat » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:15 am

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guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.

rc26
The Devil's Banana
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Post by rc26 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:07 am

WTF?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/upY74cFBf-g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:18 am

Playing off of this, probably:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lgWgEoaAYDY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Which probably deserves an equal "WTF?"
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:28 am

And fuck it, while we're at it....

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J6xXl3Ku-S8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:55 pm

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:28 pm

I love those things. So creepy. They have a close cousin that's edible, too. I mean I'm sure you COULD eat the tongue parasite, but people DO eat it's cousin.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
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Post by guitargeek » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:39 pm

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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guitargeek
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Post by guitargeek » Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:47 pm

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:44 am

Where the fuck did (s)he find Carling's Black Label?

That stuff has all but dried up.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:03 pm

guitargeek wrote:Image

Please to be making with the details please.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:01 am

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:12 am

piccini9 wrote:Image
What am I looking at?
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:31 am

Sisyphus wrote:
piccini9 wrote:Image
What am I looking at?
Its a man, man...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

thack
Magnum Jihad

Post by thack » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:34 am

Sisyphus wrote:
piccini9 wrote:Image
What am I looking at?
Bjork, first thing in the morning?

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:16 am

Not Bjork. Just thought it was a cool random picture.

Linkage...
http://photodonuts.com/danno-watts
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

thack
Magnum Jihad

Post by thack » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:25 am

she looks like four completely different people.
and a caveman.
i want her to be pretty, but my head hurts trying to reconcile it.

rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:27 am

With hardcore background track.


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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:50 pm

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Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:02 pm

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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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