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Post by guitargeek » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:22 pm

piccini9 wrote:
guitargeek wrote:Image

Please to be making with the details please.
You know as much as I do...


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Post by piccini9 » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:13 pm

I dug around and found this. Her name is Kelly Mittendorf, she's a kid from Arizona.
I'm slightly obsessed, and feel really creepy about it.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/abTJceI1wBY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Post by SidVicious » Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:06 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote:
xtian wrote:
Ames wrote:Mmmmmmmm, cosplay.

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thank you RoadMissile (and Ames) I do agree that a good reminder here and there can be useful.

That picture turns me stupid, every. fucking. time.

Agreed. :mrgreen:
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Post by Vitiare » Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:43 pm

piccini9 wrote:I dug around and found this. Her name is Kelly Mittendorf, she's a kid from Arizona.
I'm slightly obsessed, and feel really creepy about it.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/abTJceI1wBY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Looks like she graduated from the Sandra Bernhard school of beauty. She could probably get a gig working in Geico commercials or something.

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Post by Sisyphus » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:16 pm

I was actually engaged to a woman who looked kinda like that. She had the same eyes/eyebrows. But she didn't have the mouth of a horse!
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Post by AZRider » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:18 pm

BackDoorBarbie wrote:
guitargeek wrote:Image
i dunno, but i want to be this person's friend... or steal his/her fridge.
I happen to have the exact same model fridge, which I am giving to the CT Rockers so it can be used for similar purpose (probably all Newcastle Brown and PBR, which is OK by me)
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:17 am

Fuck you guys. I think she's beautiful.

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:P
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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:09 am

^ Is that synthetic?
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Post by rc26 » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:29 am

piccini9 wrote:Fuck you guys. I think she's beautiful.

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:P
I'd hit it.

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Post by piccini9 » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:00 pm

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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:55 pm

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Post by piccini9 » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:38 pm

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by SpecialK » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:03 pm

I"m glad somebody put the picture of the beer fridge in closer proximity to the picture of the model. Everything will all go much smoother if I can get my eyes drunk.

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Post by Jaeger » Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:18 am

This is just too fuckin' cool:

<iframe src="" width="586" height="330" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe>

LINK TO NASA SITE

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Post by UndertheGun » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:41 pm

Wow, that is wild. We live on an amazing planet.


Also,
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Post by rc26 » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:32 am

<a href="http://s443.photobucket.com/albums/qq16 ... leyrig.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq16 ... leyrig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

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Post by piccini9 » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:46 am

That ^^^ is just so wrong on so many levels.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:40 pm

rc26 wrote:<a href="http://s443.photobucket.com/albums/qq16 ... leyrig.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq16 ... leyrig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
The only problem I see with that is that somewhere, it actually exists.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:49 pm

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Last edited by Bigshankhank on Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:41 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:59 pm

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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Post by Jaeger » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:38 pm

You probably don't want to see this, but I feel compelled to share.

Com'on, click "show." It'll be... "educational." :mrgreen:

**NOTE: Probably NSFW, but it's almost unrecognizable anyway...**
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Alright, you got me, it’s a penis.

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Not just any penis mind you, it’s a penis with both a stretched apadravya, and a reverse PA, not to mention the beading. On top of all that he’s hooked up a tens unit to a self made rigging attached to ring, making this quite the ingenious electroplay toy.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:39 pm

Why does he hate his penis?

And where is that fucking music coming from? Is anyone else getting that sublte techno noise?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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piccini9
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Post by piccini9 » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:46 pm

Music is from the awesome space station video.
It's happening to me too.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by xtian » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:36 pm

you were right, I didn't want to see this.
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:17 am

piccini9 wrote:Music is from the awesome space station video.
It's happening to me too.
Ah yes, I needed only to scroll up. Its very soothing in some parts.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Post by Jaeger » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:20 am

Bigshankhank wrote: Its very soothing in some parts.
Unlike the penis.

(Yeah, sorry, folks -- didn't realize that embedding it would automatically hit "play" when you load. Oops. :L)

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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:40 am

Jaeger wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote: Its very soothing in some parts.
Unlike the penis.


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Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Post by Vitiare » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:54 pm

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"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

piccini9
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:42 pm

Thinkin' about a Mossberg...
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Zim
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Post by Zim » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:16 pm

You'll shoot your eye out.
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