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UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:55 pm

Caption: "Died doing what he loved most."


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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:58 pm

sweet!
I used to love driving over a bridge in Florida and seeing a bird-of-prey wing up out of the water with a fish in its mouth of talons. Circle of life and all that.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:57 pm

So I have to ask, Jaeger, what the fuck were you looking for/doing when you found the penis thing?
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:36 pm

Sisyphus wrote:So I have to ask, Jaeger, what the fuck were you looking for/doing when you found the penis thing?
I just sit here and let the internet have its way with my poor, defenseless eyes.

(Actually courtesy of Warren Ellis' blog.)

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Metalredneck
Largely Uncontroversial

Post by Metalredneck » Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:46 am

Does the noise in my head bother you?
Done.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:58 am

PICTURES! PICTURES GODDAMMIT!!!
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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guitargeek
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Post by guitargeek » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:55 am

EDIT: Fuck it, nevermind.
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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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Post by xtian » Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:59 am

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I'm not really from around here.

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Bo_9
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Post by Bo_9 » Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:19 am

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So, You are saying that not everything on the Internet is real?!?
:cry:
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thack
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Post by thack » Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:35 am

honestly, i prefer the original, unretouched one. that's an awful pretty girl, doing something fun.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:11 am

"Zombie Targets"

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MORE -- INCLUDING VIDS -- HERE!

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:42 pm

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-- The Mag

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xtian
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Post by xtian » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:44 pm

thack wrote:honestly, i prefer the original, unretouched one. that's an awful pretty girl, doing something fun.
I can't see who would prefer the retouched one except maybe a 12 year old photoshop student
I'm not really from around here.

rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:23 am

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mg1S6-Gv_cQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:27 pm

Merry Christmas and Hail Krampus!

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"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

Vitiare
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Post by Vitiare » Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:02 am

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"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:10 pm

Clicking on that took me to some MacKeeper pop up ad. Do Not Want.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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piccini9
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:28 am

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:46 am

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<a href="">Face Substitution</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/kylemcdonald">Kyle McDonald</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.

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SSCAM
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Post by SSCAM » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:25 pm

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Ames
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Post by Ames » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:30 pm

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Cheers,
Ames.
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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:34 am

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Vitiare
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Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:35 am

Oh look, its an ad for Kids Gap.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:02 pm

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sun rat
Dominatrix of Skulduggery
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Post by sun rat » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:43 pm

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fuck it all.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:51 pm

Vitiare wrote:Oh look, its an ad for Kids Gap.
You did look closely at the background?



STORY

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:06 pm

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
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Post by Jonny » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:07 pm

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
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Post by Jonny » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:09 pm

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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:05 am

I'm a little more curious about the story of naked guy #2.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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