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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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Post by xtian » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:11 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote:I'm a little more curious about the story of naked guy #2.
must be another japanese exercise of wild animal escaping a zoo ?


I'm not really from around here.

cjp
Western WA. Wandering Dervish
Location: 206

Post by cjp » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:25 am

Jonny wrote:
Vitiare wrote:Oh look, its an ad for Kids Gap.
You did look closely at the background?



STORY
Looks like Tony Alva on the far right :lol:
goose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
Duae Rotae Optimae

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:34 pm

sun rat wrote:Image
OMFG YES.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:30 pm

Beware the Delicious, Terrifying Power of Pizza Boomerang (almost NSFW)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GrKSWocbbdw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:26 pm

Jonny wrote:
Vitiare wrote:Oh look, its an ad for Kids Gap.
You did look closely at the background?



STORY
Hillarious!

I work in the photo industry and had a saved voicemail from a very angry customer who bought a picture of a monkey with an enormous shit hanging out of his ass. God I wish I had that voicemail. The guy was from New Jersey and talked like a Jerky Boys character. He had already printed thousands of brochures before he noticed the turd hanging out (it kind of blends in with the vines in the background, so you can miss it).
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:32 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
Jonny wrote:
Vitiare wrote:Oh look, its an ad for Kids Gap.
You did look closely at the background?



STORY
Hillarious!

I work in the photo industry and had a saved voicemail from a very angry customer who bought a picture of a monkey with an enormous shit hanging out of his ass. God I wish I had that voicemail. The guy was from New Jersey and talked like a Jerky Boys character. He had already printed thousands of brochures before he noticed the turd hanging out (it kind of blends in with the vines in the background, so you can miss it).
This post is useless without pics. :P
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Post by piccini9 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:32 pm

Image
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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UndertheGun
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Post by UndertheGun » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:11 pm

Image

Zim
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Post by Zim » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:10 pm

To right a lost wrong:

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

calamari kid
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Post by calamari kid » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:13 pm

Image
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:43 pm

calamari kid wrote:Image
That made my wife Lol
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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SSCAM
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Post by SSCAM » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:54 pm

Bruce Campbells ride

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\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

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Post by piccini9 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:49 am

Image
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:38 pm

Where can I get that on a t-shirt?
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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:18 am

Image

Image

Image

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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:25 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Where can I get that on a t-shirt?
Don't know, I found it on Tumblr. I'll see if I can find out.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Rabbit_Fighter
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:46 pm

When I saw that something had been posted to the Random Pics thread, the first thought that popped into my head was "$10 says its Star Wars related."

How did I know?
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
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Post by SSCAM » Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:15 am

GuiTARDIS?

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de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by calamari kid » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:40 am

Image


Image


Image


Image
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:10 am

Why do I have the feeling that those comics aren't the fever-dream-cum-photoshop creations of an online humorist but are, or at least were actually published by some religious wingnuts?
I mean, it would be awesome real-satire to publish comic books of such nature, just to mess with people, but somewhere, there's a bunch of bible-thumping freaks who'd look at that and not get the joke, thinking instead that, yes, this is just how you reach the kids!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:54 pm

A dinosaur? But that's impossible, they've been extinct for over 4.000 years!

LOL. :roll:
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:57 pm

piccini9 wrote:A dinosaur? But that's impossible, they've been extinct for over 4.000 years!

LOL. :roll:
And what's worse, he's technically correct. Which, usually, is the best kind of correct...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:07 pm

Image
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:44 pm

Image
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

thack
Magnum Jihad

Post by thack » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:33 am

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:29 am

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(MORE HERE)

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"

gazza
Minister of Weather Control
Location: Andalucia

Post by gazza » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:52 pm

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I like this one my friend painted. I am searching for a nice painting that he can insert Cthulu into.
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
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Post by piccini9 » Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:20 pm

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:27 pm

Image

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:44 am

Jaeger wrote:Image

--Jaeger
WINNER!
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