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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:23 pm

Zim wrote:Those red plug wires are tacky.
The plug wires are the central feature of the bike. Everything else is just there to draw your eye into the essence of a motorcycle being about the raw power of the engine, and nowhere else visually can that be represented by the plug wire; the "vein" if you will through which carries the energetic charge to set the thing alight.
I feel that it is central to the theme of the piece.






:lol: :yuck:


"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:36 pm

<a href="http://s147.photobucket.com/albums/r295 ... 71615c.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295 ... 71615c.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
Contact:

Post by thrasherbill » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:20 am

motorpsycho67 wrote:<a href="http://s147.photobucket.com/albums/r295 ... 71615c.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295 ... 71615c.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Mmmmm.... bacon.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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Post by xtian » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:45 am

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I'm not really from around here.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:56 pm

Fantastic :lol:

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:13 pm

Jonny wrote:Fantastic :lol:
seconded!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:53 pm

This may have been posted here before, but what the fuck, look how awesome it is.

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:16 pm

thrasherbill wrote:
motorpsycho67 wrote:<a href="http://s147.photobucket.com/albums/r295 ... 71615c.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295 ... 71615c.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Mmmmm.... bacon.


Just a random pig
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:12 am

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When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:12 am

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"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:29 pm

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

SidVicious
Barista of Doom
Location: EM27ii
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Post by SidVicious » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:08 pm

Vitiare wrote:Image
pfft, fucking minimalists.
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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AZRider
"I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
Location: Insane Diego, CA

Post by AZRider » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:14 pm

SSCAM wrote:Image
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Coincidence? I think not.
Last edited by AZRider on Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn

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AZRider
"I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
Location: Insane Diego, CA

Post by AZRider » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:17 pm

Vitiare wrote:Can we all agree that this is a squid?

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Drinking Yuengling? Clearly, he's a cultured, sophisticated individual of discerning tastes
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn

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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:23 am

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When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:56 am

Bo_9 wrote:Image
It's a motorcycle parking space that's fairly safe from cager violation!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:48 pm

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de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:17 pm

SSCAM wrote:Image
If you always liked the Schroedinger's cat story, but didn't think "yeah, but that wouldn't work in real life", I recommend you read up on the double-slit experiment with individual electrons. Seriously, absolutely worth it.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
Contact:

Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:19 pm

SSCAM wrote:Image
Hipsters are so intentionally nerdy it hurts. But not on purpose of course.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:19 pm

Double slit ftw.
Oh, and quantum tunneling, while we're at it.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
Contact:

Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:45 pm

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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:07 pm

So much sad all in one little spot.
I wonder if the person who caused it was being a jackass, or if this is just a "shit happens" kind of moment.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
Contact:

Post by Sisyphus » Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:00 pm

Looks like the only car out of sorts is the little Cobra on the left, facing the opposite direction of all the other cars. Doesn't explain the placement of the latter, though.
Manitowoc, that's in WI, right?
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:18 pm

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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:28 pm

<a href="http://s147.photobucket.com/albums/r295 ... by_wig.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295 ... by_wig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
Contact:

Post by xtian » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:35 pm

Sisyphus wrote:Looks like the only car out of sorts is the little Cobra on the left, facing the opposite direction of all the other cars. Doesn't explain the placement of the latter, though.
Manitowoc, that's in WI, right?
Rolling start mishap from what I understand of the comments
http://www.pbase.com/atrltd/bric2005

the horror.

*edit* - small video here
http://www.davesdroppings.com/?p=1006
I'm not really from around here.

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:14 am

Random video:

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de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:27 pm

That ^^^ was fucking awesome.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:45 am

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:32 pm

<a href="http://s147.photobucket.com/albums/r295 ... =slide.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295 ... /slide.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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