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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

On a shirt today at teefury.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Jaeger wrote:
--Jaeger

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Clearly you've never met Zach in person.DerGolgo wrote:Yeah, the one with the orange hair is scarier. I mean, yeah, the one from the bottom picture will kill you without remorse, but that's all he'll do...
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
These people, they would surely be interesting to talk with.Jaeger wrote:
This would be absolutely hysterical if I weren't certain that there are folks who take this quite seriously.
--Jaeger
"So, god created these animals, the dinosaurs?"
Yes.
"Do animals have a soul or free will?"
No, of course not.
"But if they rejected god's grace, they wouldn't have been animals, they need free will and a soul for that."
Well, maybe...
"So god went and had himself a trial run, failed despite his omniscience and omnipotence and only then created man?"
What? No, of course not. They didn't have souls then, couldn't have. Your own logic shows that., ha!
"So god created a species completely under his control which still defied him, failing even worse than had they had a soul and free will?"
Where did I put my shotgun...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Do not make the classic (but understandable) mistake of trying to apply logic to an illogical situation.DerGolgo wrote: These people, they would surely be interesting to talk with.
"So, god created these animals, the dinosaurs?"
Yes.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
True, and I don't want to apply logic to this situation.
I do, however, enjoy applying logic to the heads of the people who go around spreading this manner of much. Much like applying a baseball bat, only more elegant and potentially more painful, too.
I do, however, enjoy applying logic to the heads of the people who go around spreading this manner of much. Much like applying a baseball bat, only more elegant and potentially more painful, too.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Wait, I thought god just placed fossils in the ground to test our faith about the age of his creation. So no, to a "true believer" as in Derg's scenario the dinosaurs never really existed.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
- mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
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- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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OMFG that's awesome.piccini9 wrote:
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Made me think of Joe for some reason. Found it on my Tumblr page, and it had some creepy incantation below it.
Mola Ram Suda Ram. Mola Ram Suda Ram. Mola Ram Suda Ram.
Mola Ram Suda Ram. Mola Ram Suda Ram. Mola Ram Suda Ram.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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Mola Ram Sundaram.


"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Am I hallucinating or is that Muhammad Ali fondling Hulk Hogan's biceps???
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
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You sir are correct. And what the H-E double hockey sticks is Liberace doing there?DerGolgo wrote:Am I hallucinating or is that Muhammad Ali fondling Hulk Hogan's biceps???
And speaking of H-E double hockey sticks...

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
Because that's how the 80's rolled, man.thrasherbill wrote:
And what the H-E double hockey sticks is Liberace doing there?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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IMDB to the rescue!
Just a search for collaboration between Hulk Hogan and Muhammad Ali, and this was the first of no less than three results that sprang up:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235073/fullcredits#cast

Since Mr. Liberace is also on the cast of this one, I'll guess it's the right one, whoever those ladies may be (I don't recognize 'em, does anyone?).
EDIT: I just had another glance at the cast, and there are only three female cast members, so after another quick GIS I conclude that the lady on the left is Cyndi Lauper.
Seriously, if you today pitched a movie with Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Liberace and Cyndi Lauper, it would probably end up a box-office smash-hit with the 80s-retro crowd. Or is that over already?
Just a search for collaboration between Hulk Hogan and Muhammad Ali, and this was the first of no less than three results that sprang up:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235073/fullcredits#cast

Since Mr. Liberace is also on the cast of this one, I'll guess it's the right one, whoever those ladies may be (I don't recognize 'em, does anyone?).
EDIT: I just had another glance at the cast, and there are only three female cast members, so after another quick GIS I conclude that the lady on the left is Cyndi Lauper.
Seriously, if you today pitched a movie with Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Liberace and Cyndi Lauper, it would probably end up a box-office smash-hit with the 80s-retro crowd. Or is that over already?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
DerGolgo wrote:
Since Mr. Liberace is also on the cast of this one, I'll guess it's the right one, whoever those ladies may be (I don't recognize 'em, does anyone?).
EDIT: I just had another glance at the cast, and there are only three female cast members, so after another quick GIS I conclude that the lady on the left is Cyndi Lauper.
The other one is Wendi Richter.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder