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calamari kid
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Re: Beards.

Post by calamari kid » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:59 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
thrasherbill wrote:Beards are gross.
Judging by your new avatar, shaving has worked out well for you.
It was all part of the act they put on so they could steal his manhood.


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thrasherbill
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Re: Beards.

Post by thrasherbill » Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:59 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
thrasherbill wrote:Beards are gross.
Judging by your new avatar, shaving has worked out well for you.

Just got home from a hot date. :mrgreen:
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
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Zer0
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Re: Beards.

Post by Zer0 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:30 am

thrasherbill wrote:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
thrasherbill wrote:Beards are gross.
Judging by your new avatar, shaving has worked out well for you.

Just got home from a hot date. :mrgreen:
Still an asshole
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thrasherbill
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Re: Beards.

Post by thrasherbill » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:37 am

Zer0 wrote:
thrasherbill wrote:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
Judging by your new avatar, shaving has worked out well for you.

Just got home from a hot date. :mrgreen:
Still an asshole
I gotta be me.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Zer0
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Re: Beards.

Post by Zer0 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:42 am

calamari kid wrote:
goose wrote:
lotsa grey here!+
Bah, you don't know grey from shinola.
Calimari's right--that ain't nuttin, and you and I are about the same age, as I recall. The hell you whining about? I think I'll be in between you and Calimari in a month or so.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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piccini9
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Re: Beards.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:57 am

As the chair shaped object project draws to a close, I'm looking forward to next year and my daily painting of PAZUZU!TM I am also seriously considering a daily photo/videoclip of myself for the upcoming year along with a strict no shaving/get my fat ass in shape, calisthenics program. I figure if I have to do it every day, I'll actually do it every day.
I'm sure I'll look like some buff manic Leonardo by year's end.
Wish me luck.
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Zer0
Professor of Poop
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Re: Beards.

Post by Zer0 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:14 am

piccini9 wrote:As the chair shaped object project draws to a close, I'm looking forward to next year and my daily painting of PAZUZU!TM I am also seriously considering a daily photo/videoclip of myself for the upcoming year along with a strict no shaving/get my fat ass in shape, calisthenics program. I figure if I have to do it every day, I'll actually do it every day.
I'm sure I'll look like some buff manic Leonardo by year's end.
Wish me luck.
Your goal, a bearded this:
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'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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goose
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Re: Beards.

Post by goose » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:38 pm

you gotta puttupa warning or some shit before posting that eyegouger! Yeesh.
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