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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

looking for members

Post by MATPOC » Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:22 pm

or hookups? wondering wtf is this all about...

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/3420897111.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



12ci
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

Re: looking for members

Post by 12ci » Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:37 pm

maybe this guy moved north
baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy wrote:Scooter club looking for some new members. We ride together and help each other out. Its more then just club rides we are a brotherhood. We live to ride and ride to live. If you are real and ready ride contact me. If your not loyal, leave your friends hanging, or are a sell out, don"t bother. Not everyone will be accepted, but the select few who are will enjoy fun rides and a camaraderie among riders much like the one found in the military. We are in no way outlaws or involved in illegal activity. Veterans are encouraged to join and ride with us! We support our troops!
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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Re: looking for members

Post by MATPOC » Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:47 pm

12ci wrote:maybe this guy moved north
I thought that guy moved to San Francisco

HINT someone form the Scooter scene, rimes with Airborne :)

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Re: looking for members

Post by goose » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:55 am

ok, so, i'm always creeped out by these kinds of ads. I guess I'm fairly adept at finding pre-existing groups and figuring out if I want to hang out with them. Usually, I like some and don't like some (like all other facets of life).

First ad is weird. Just what the hell is a "onepiece" riding group? Is that someone who rides only in a Onesie? Does the rider only carry one gun? just weird.

The second ad was even creepier. Lots of vague and weird conditions for membership. I'll stick with remaining a non-member here.

I think Zeitgeist has advertising more suitable to our group (it's a bar in SF): "Warm Beer, Cold Women, No Motorcycles, You're not welcome!"
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

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Bo_9
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Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Re: looking for members

Post by Bo_9 » Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:17 pm

goose wrote:Just what the hell is a "onepiece" riding group? Is that someone who rides only in a Onesie? Does the rider only carry one gun? just weird.
ditions for membership. I'll stick with remaining a non-member here.
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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
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Re: looking for members

Post by goose » Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:43 pm

anime is always creepy!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Re: looking for members

Post by rolly » Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:28 pm

goose wrote:anime is always creepy!
You should see what comes up if you google "people of San Francisco" :D

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Location: pacNW

Re: looking for members

Post by kitkat » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:45 pm

"onepiece" is 1% parlance for *not* 1% (who are "three piece" clubs) or sanctioned thereby (three piece non-1% clubs)-- all abt the patch(es).

Alla buncha hooey if ya ask me. Clubs suck.
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Re: looking for members

Post by Beemer Dan » Sun Dec 16, 2012 4:32 pm

It would be pretty entertaining to read a Craigslist recruitment ad for a 1%er club :lol:
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Re: looking for members

Post by JoJoLesh » Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:15 pm

I think craig's list is where I found out about the oot's.
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roadmissile
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Re: looking for members

Post by roadmissile » Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:35 pm

goose wrote:"Warm Beer, Cold Women, No Motorcycles, You're not welcome!"
That is simultaneously totally amazing and a tragic assessment of my winter.

/RM
/Speed is our religion.

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Jaeger
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Re: looking for members

Post by Jaeger » Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:41 am

roadmissile wrote:
goose wrote:"Warm Beer, Cold Women, No Motorcycles, You're not welcome!"
That is simultaneously totally amazing and a tragic assessment of my winter.
Isn't that a Tom Waits song?

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roadmissile
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Re: looking for members

Post by roadmissile » Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:49 pm

Jaeger wrote:
roadmissile wrote:
goose wrote:"Warm Beer, Cold Women, No Motorcycles, You're not welcome!"
That is simultaneously totally amazing and a tragic assessment of my winter.
Isn't that a Tom Waits song?

--Jaeger
My life?

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