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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Random Pics
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: Random Pics
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
No, no, no, knitwear isn't suitable.
It may be a Harley, but at least it's ATGATT:
It may be a Harley, but at least it's ATGATT:
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
Found these on englishrussia:
First, beauty:
Next, a heartwarming sentiment...
Last, truly disturbing:
The uniform is of a Latvian Waffen-SS volunteer, the gun appears to be of the MG-42 family. Apparently, learning about this is done at kindergarten age.
First, beauty:
Next, a heartwarming sentiment...
Last, truly disturbing:
The uniform is of a Latvian Waffen-SS volunteer, the gun appears to be of the MG-42 family. Apparently, learning about this is done at kindergarten age.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Re: Random Pics
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
Who's that artist? I'm going to buy him a copy of Gray's.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
Lucky, I didn't start learning about MG-42's until after college when I picked up my first copy of Medal of Honor for the PS2. Kids today have so many advantages they don't appreciate.DerGolgo wrote: Last, truly disturbing:
The uniform is of a Latvian Waffen-SS volunteer, the gun appears to be of the MG-42 family. Apparently, learning about this is done at kindergarten age.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
I can just about imagine the response...Sisyphus wrote:Who's that artist? I'm going to buy him a copy of Gray's.
Pfft, who needs to know what a hip-joint and, heck, the entire hip-bone looks like, this is ART!! It is infinitely more important than your cold, soulless facts!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
WEll, it is pretty cool. I still can't figure out how he did it; he might've started with a photo then used some sort of filter...
But anyway, if you're going to go through all that trouble might as well wow everyone with attention to detail, too. Whatever. I do like it.
But anyway, if you're going to go through all that trouble might as well wow everyone with attention to detail, too. Whatever. I do like it.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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More importantly, WHY?Sisyphus wrote:But... But how...
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
If it is, I've got a new hero.Sisyphus wrote:Is that Niel DeGrasse Tyson?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Re: Random Pics
Jaeger wrote:More importantly, WHY?Sisyphus wrote:But... But how...
--Jaeger
Because it feels awesome to ride around town.
Why else?
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
MATPOC wrote:
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
Re: Random Pics
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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That would be some pricey real estate in this here town.
P.S. My bartender lives at 67 Beaver Street, she begged to trade houses with the neighboring owners just so she could have 69 Beaver Street as her addy. In this here town, not as desireable an addy as the one set forth above.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Re: Random Pics
Random.
Maybe not so random, but could one of you guys photoshop the cartoon thing onto the girl?
Maybe not so random, but could one of you guys photoshop the cartoon thing onto the girl?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
"Fantastic Planet" was an awesome movie.piccini9 wrote:Random.
Maybe not so random, but could one of you guys photoshop the cartoon thing onto the girl?
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Re: Random Pics
That shit gave me nightmares as a kid. I don't even think I saw the movie, just TV commercials.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Random Pics
I want to see this on a blimb hovering over concert venues when they are about to appear.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: Random Pics
piccini9 wrote: Maybe not so random, but could one of you guys photoshop the cartoon thing onto the girl?
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Re: Random Pics
Thanks. Smartass.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
