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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Re: i've missed this place

Post by MATPOC » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:47 am

I feel funny about recruiting, always thought this was a secret clubhouse, like a Fight Club, and handing out cards defeats the purpose...



Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Re: i've missed this place

Post by Zer0 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:27 am

EIF wrote:Now, they won't want *anything* to do with the old man's friends and riding buddies, but maybe someday... :/
Have hope, EIF. Last weekend, my 8 year-old was with me alll day at Techday (a group of airhead geeks wrenching/drinking/BSing) and when we were driving home, he said he wants a red and black airhead and ride with the airheads and go to techday. Granted, the most fun he had was eating junk food, getting loaded on root beer and smashing beer cans with his head--helmet attached, of course. But hey, he's in--one of us.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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Rench
the Harm in Harmony
Location: Chicago
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Re: i've missed this place

Post by Rench » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:42 pm

Just to join in the threadjack, and by no means do I wish to impede the man's efforts, but, a front page would make us easier to find... And he's got a million things to do, along with, presumably, a real life. Anyone else speak the interwebz language to maybe give Joe a hand or something? I dunno, shots in the dark here.

-Rench

(and Christ do kids take up all the time...)
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Re: i've missed this place

Post by Jaeger » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:24 pm

Rench wrote:
(and Christ do kids take up all the time...)
Amen to dat, bruddah. :shock:

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xtian
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Location: belgium
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Re: i've missed this place

Post by xtian » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:46 pm

oh cut it, you all had plenty of free time to reproduce, don't pretend now that your schedule is so tight.

SOrry, you all know I'll gladly help on any graphic chore but I gave up the internet trickery long ago enough to be completely useless.
I'm not really from around here.

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Re: i've missed this place

Post by EIF » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:00 am

Zer0 wrote:
EIF wrote:Now, they won't want *anything* to do with the old man's friends and riding buddies, but maybe someday... :/
Have hope, EIF. Last weekend, my 8 year-old was with me alll day at Techday (a group of airhead geeks wrenching/drinking/BSing) and when we were driving home, he said he wants a red and black airhead and ride with the airheads and go to techday. Granted, the most fun he had was eating junk food, getting loaded on root beer and smashing beer cans with his head--helmet attached, of course. But hey, he's in--one of us.
Since I have girls presumably there will be boys and young men sniffing around in years to come and maybe one or two of them may have a genuine interest. Plus, the guys will find they have an easier time of riding over long distances after I have castrated them. At this juncture, one of my girls has interest, the other lacks the coordination and focus for a bicycle, let alone a motorcycle. There's always hope for the future.
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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Re: i've missed this place

Post by Zer0 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:37 am

I only have boys, so my 2¢ is probably worth more like 1¢ here, but if I had daughters, I'd reallly hope they rode because chicks who ride are badass, and are more likely to intimidate & scare off the weenies and chauvinists, and attract another rider. They then breed and produce a whole family of riders. It only gets bettter from there for us by then grammaws and grampaws. All win. Invite women riders over and plant that badass seed!

I hope both my boys get lucky enough to land a nice bike rider.

(I'lll leave you to resume parenting your own children now) :P
Rench wrote: (and Christ do kids take up all the time...)
Damn straight. I see it as a point of pride, that probably 95% of my yearly miles on two are commuting to and from work. Alot of people may see that as drudgery, but with little free time on weekends, you take what you can get. Bottom line, I gottta commute, therefore I chooose two over four. (And the utilitarian argument really has more gravity whenevver I'm accused by Frau Zer0 that I spend too much $$ on moto oparts and gear :P )

But yeah, hard as hell to run off for a weekend with li'l runts in your life.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Re: i've missed this place

Post by Groove » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:57 am

Good to see you back here. I may have to freeze my ass again and ride down to DooM.
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Re: i've missed this place

Post by cjp » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:46 pm

Rench wrote:. Anyone else speak the interwebz language to maybe give Joe a hand or something?

Anytime.
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Re: i've missed this place

Post by red » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:15 am

Welcome back!
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bullfrog
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Re: i've missed this place

Post by bullfrog » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:08 pm

The new mobile friendly format is what i've been needing. I'm rarely on a pc anymore... This is much better.
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Bigshankhank
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Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Re: i've missed this place

Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:59 pm

I forget, where in Tejas are you?
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bullfrog
Barista of Doom
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Re: i've missed this place

Post by bullfrog » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:18 pm

I was in Midland TX for the last couple of years. Back in Hobbs NM temporally.
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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Re: i've missed this place

Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:33 pm

Thats right, way out west on the Llano.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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bullfrog
Barista of Doom
Location: Armpit of Texas
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Re: i've missed this place

Post by bullfrog » Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:49 pm

The Permian buttcrack. The armpit if Texas.
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